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Item #: SCP-2043-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2043-J can be stored in any non-anomalous jewellery box, or any common household set of drawers, or any other common household furniture including, but not limited to; down the side of a sofa, in the drain of a kitchen sink or in a toilet. Frankly, SCP-2043-J could be fed to any Felis catus under the guise of treats and Dr Eugenie Norbert would not bat an eye lid. Foundation personnel have been authorised to list SCP-2043-J on any online bidding site of their choice for any price and Dr Norbert has gone on record stating,
"Just get rid of the bloody thing".
Site Director Maxwell has recommended immediate psychiatric therapy for Dr Norbert, though (rightfully so) Dr Norbert has refused all treatment as he is doing just fine, and cannot understand why personnel think they have the right to meddle in his personal life.
SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard, two weeks after first contact with SCP-2043-J.
Description: SCP-2043-J appears to be a non-anomalous gold wedding ring. However, Dr Norbert advises all personnel to be wary of its anomalous properties. When worn, SCP-2043-J will deplete the contents of the wearer's (herein referred to as SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard) wallet and all financial accounts. Time taken for such an effect to manifest has fluctuated and the severity of such financial attacks can range from minor transactions here and there to complete bankruptcy.
SCP-2043-J manifests substantial and prolonged neurological damage to SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard and will cause emotions of self-hatred, worthlessness and sexual incompetence in SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard. Any children born to SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard may disappear without notice. Substantial research by Dr Norbert across various social-media sites has revealed the location of the children of one SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard instance to be residing in a beachside resort on Andros Island in the Bahamas, along with an adult male and an adult female. Dr Norbert has identified these happy-looking folk to be Mrs Jenifer Norbert (under the alias Jenifer Kinsworth) and Paul Worth; Mrs Norbert's tennis coach.
SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard, twelve years after first contact with SCP-2043-J.
Prolonged exposure to SCP-2043-J will cause SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard to develop a strong attraction to all brands of beer available in the local vicinity and will eventually result in the expansion of SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard's abdominal region, due to excessive weight gain.
SCP-2043-J-unlucky-bastard has noted that sustained effects are permanent and removing SCP-2043-J has proven ineffective to remedy the effects. An experiment has been authorised by Dr Norbert that will, in his view, set things right. Dr Norbert has purchased a one-way plane ticket to Andros Island, and will use his Foundation ID card to carry a 12-gauge Remington Model 870 and 6 buckshot rounds aboard the flight.
