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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX can be safely contained in any holding cell so long as it is fitted with working speakers and recordings of prolonged human laughter and/or other analogous mammalian vocalisations played in its quarters from 11PM to 5AM every day. An exhaustive playlist comprised of samples fitting the criteria (see []) is to be procured and regularly revised, with automated measures in place to prevent any single track from playing within 100 days of its last exhibition.

Personnel entering SCP-XXX's containment site to perform repairwork must wear specialist headgear. Personnel are not to produce vocalisations of any kind around SCP-XXX. In the unlikely event SCP-XXX breaches containment, it can be enticed to return to its quarters via activation of the playlist (or suitable substitute). Transportation should follow similar principles.

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