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Item #: SCP-241-J
Object Class: All of the above
Special Containment Procedures: Just don't look at it for too long.
Description: SCP-241-J is a pair of legs made out of hair feces. It smells like feces, it looks like feces, it tastes like feces (trust us, we know.) Hair is visibly coming out of the crappy legs. We can pull the hair out, but it just grows back. We've had a D-Class subject stick his hand through this person's legs (Did we mention it was attached to a person?) and his hand was able to come out the other side after some… disgusting… noises.
These legs are able to absorb more feces into itself, as well as allow feces to be taken out of it and some grows back in it's place. Attached to the poop legs are normal human feet, which should've fallen off and shouldn't exactly exist because no blood should be able to get down to the feet, but it does.
We have locked this man and his legs into a quarantine in Site-████████████████. The poop seems to have frozen in the Alaskan [DATA EXPUNGED]] weather. In an experiment, we allowed SCP-096 to be looked at by SCP-241-01-J, but SCP-096 backed away in fear of the shear force of the crap legs. SCP-096 has since then became perfectly fine with anyone seeing his face as long as he never has to go near those legs again.
Interview 241-J-01:
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Dr. ████: Hi, we need to talk about the smell your legs are giving off.SCP-241-01-J: fart noise
Dr. ████: I'm not dealing with this. Let me out.
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