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SCP Induction for Millennial Employees

Good morning, folks. My name is Han Sugiyati, Head of Research at Site-69. We are— What's that? Yes, we are very aware that is the sex number, It's probably why you requested to be placed here, right? I don't blame ya, it's pretty nice.

See, that's actually why we're doing something a little different this year. Normally we'd sit you down and have a serious and spooky talk about this place. The secret, shadowy SCP Foundation… That, apparently, sets up an atmosphere that our Ethics Committee considers "grim".

Therefore, they have requested that we liven up this induction. Considering 90% of our current pool consists of millennials, Dj Kaktus and I have decided to drop some hot bars to break it down for ya. So if— What now? Who? Oh behind me? Yes, that is Dj Kaktus. Yes, he's an actual cactus. Now, If there's no more questions. Hit it!

"You Down with SCP?"

MTF Armoury.

Ayo Kaktus drop a load on 'em.

Verse 1

SCP, How can I explain it? I'll take it, frame by frame it
It's all about normality, maintaining it.
S is Secure, C is Contain, scratch your temple
The last P? Well, that's not that simple
It's sorta like, well let's say you found yourself a half a kitten.
You wanna take it home because you'd miss it, yeah?
Well if the public found out, you'd find that normalcy is fading
Why you ask? Well, I'm 'bout to explain it (Bust it)
You see a girl, she sees your cat and then she say's hello
You get her name and number
And now you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day
She's what you're always thinkin' bout, you call her up
You ask her to visit you and kitty's house.
Well, now she's got your half-a-kitty on IG livestream.
Great job, now everybody knows!
(But that cat's not scary)
It's SCP, P is Protect the world's normalcy
There's no room for your sympathy, there's just a room to seal it!
How many people out there think that what I'm sayin's wack?
Who thinks it's wrong 'cause I'm securing and containing that?
Well, if you do, that's SCP and you're not down with it
Please collect your free amnestics

Hook

You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
Who's down with SCP? (Every last homie!)
You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
You down with SCP? (Yeah, you know me!)
Who's down with SCP? (All the homies!)