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Item #: SCP-5102
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-5102 are to be held in group containment in Site-23. A standard airlock must be the only means of entering or exiting the containment cell, with at least one armed member of MTF- Alpha-37(Dads on utmost guard) remaining outside of containment at all times. No staff is permitted to enter the containment area, unless their given legal name is Doug, following that exact spelling. Any instances of SCP-5102 generated from testing are to be immediately contained with all other instances of SCP-5102. Any instances of SCP-5102 discovered outside of containment, are to be terminated by MTF- Alpha-37. If termination must be carried out by a foundation member not part of MTF- Alpha-37, it must be performed at a minimum of 20 meters from the instance of SCP-5102 while any involved foundation personnel should be wearing full-body, biohazard protection if available. All biological material originating from an instance of SCP-5102 must be incinerated and the ashes must be consumed by any D-class personnel whose legal, given name, is Doug. SCP-5102’s containment chamber is to be cleaned weekly, by members of D-class whose legal, given names, are Doug.
Description: SCP-5102 refers to a group of identical, caucasian human males, age 37. Any instance of SCP-5102 appears to be a regular human by all means of observation. If an instance of SCP-5102 has visual contact with a human whose given legal name is not Doug, they will begin to casually move towards the observed human, who will now be referred to as a Target. If a Target becomes aware that the instance of SCP-5102 is moving towards them, SCP-5102 will immediately begin sprinting toward the Target. Once a Target has become aware of SCP-5102, SCP-5102’s pursuit can only be stopped by SCP-5102 making contact with any exposed part of the Targets body, or the Target reaching an area that SCP-5102 cannot reach, such as a room with no windows and a locked door. SCP-5102 will then begin to search for a new Target.
When SCP-5102 makes direct contact with a Target or any other human that makes direct contact with SCP-5102 during a pursuit are instantaneously transformed into an exact replica of SCP-5102, with the original instance of SCP-5102 greeting the new instance with “Nice to meet you, Doug”. This transformation includes any clothing transforming to match that of SCP-5102 or clothing being spontaneously generated during the transformation if the human is currently nude or missing clothing. Any caucasian male whose given legal name is Doug, is immune to the effects of SCP-5102. Simply legally changing an individual's name will not make them immune to the effects of SCP-5102, the name must have been assigned at or before birth.
In the case of pregnant women making contact with SCP-5102, they will become comatose, until they expire or give birth, women affected in this way will be referred to as SCP-5102-1. The instance of SCP-5102 will then vocalize: “Congratulations Doug!”, evidently in response to the pregnancy. Any nearby instances of SCP-5102 will work together to move the instance of SCP-5102-1 to a safe, comfortable location and will care for the instance of SCP-5102-1 until it gives birth. Once an instance of SCP-5102-1 gives birth, it will be instantly transformed into an instance of SCP-5102. The child will be instantaneously transformed into an instance of SCP-5102-2, which appears to be a copy of SCP-5102 as it was born unless the child is a caucasian male and the mother had already planned on naming the child Doug. Instances of SCP-5102-2 will grow and mature as normal until they reach 37 years of age, at which point all development and aging will cease, at which point they are designated as SCP-5102. All instances of SCP-5102-2 will develop exactly the same, regardless of diet or exercise routine. The anomalous properties of SCP-5102 are also transferred to any biological product, such as blood, fecal matter, or dandruff. The only known way of neutralizing these substances is incineration, followed by a caucasian male named Doug ingesting the ashes.
Groups of SCP-5102 will converse about various topics, ranging from sports to cars to stamp collecting. SCP-5102 will complain about the lack of basic amenities, such as armchairs, televisions with access to sports, history and comedy channels, and cold beer. Groups will always act friendly towards one another, as well as any caucasian males whose given legal name is Doug. Instances of SCP-5102 within a group always greet, say farewell, and apologize with the following phrases respectively: “Nice to see you, Doug!”, “See you later Doug!” and “Sorry about that Doug.”
Interviewed: An instance of SCP-5102
Interviewed: researcher Doug ██████
Foreword: The following interview was conducted in an attempt to understand why instances of SCP-5102 attempt to reproduce anomalously.
<Begin Log>
SCP-5102: Nice to see you, Doug!
Researcher Doug: Nice to see you as well, Doug, can you tell me where you are right now?SCP-5102: Looks like I'm in a place with all my friends, seems pretty alright to me, but we could use some more beer.
Researcher Doug: Alright, could you please tell me why you wish to make contact with any person not named Doug?
SCP-5102: Oh, c'mon now Doug, you already know the answer to that, and you know I do too.
Researcher Doug: Obviously, but I want to get a formal statement, in writing, just in case we need to be reminded later.
SCP-5102: I guess that sounds good. You know we want to meet as many friends as we can, and whenever we get close to somebody, another friend shows up!
Researcher Doug: And why exactly do we need to meet as many "friends" as we can?
SCP-5102: Well, that's a silly question! Everyone needs friends, and there are no friends like Doug!
Researcher Doug: Okay, I think we're done here, thank you for cooperation. Doug and Doug will bring in a new television and some more beer shorty, have a nice day Doug.
SCP-5102: See you later Doug!
<End Log>
