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Item #: SCP-000
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SCP-Ambulance

SCP-000 in its active state, during testing period

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-000 is to have a concrete wall constructed either side of its dedicated parking space1 on the basement parking level of Flinder's Medical Centre, with a magnetically-locked steel rolling shutter door on the front. Shutter door is only to be opened for testing purposes, with permission from at least two on-site level 3 researchers. Two guards posing as janitorial staff are to patrol basement parking level at all times and prevent attempts at entry into SCP-000's containment area.

All emergency calls requesting for ambulance assistance in a 50km2 area around Flinder's Medical Centre are to be screened by Foundation Medical Advisors at nearby Site-935 for severity of emergency before being relayed to the hospital. Any calls with severity of emergency under rating of 2.5 must be terminated after personnel give basic medical advice as per protocol.2

Description: SCP-000 is a 1978 Ford F-100 Ambulance, located in the basement parking area of Flinder's Medical Centre, Australia. Windows on SCP-000 are heavily tinted and obscure any vision of the interior. When in it's dormant state, SCP-000 is always parked in space B14. Entry through normal or forced methods are both ineffective, as the chassis of SCP-000 is anomalously strong and impenetrable.

SCP-000 is activated when an emergency call of low severity3 requesting an ambulance is received by the hospital from an individual within a ~27km2 area of the hospital.


Notes for Articles

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  • Escalator at a shopping center is transforms by someone who is angry people arent getting enough excercise by walking up the stair right next to them. Makes it so if you travel up the escalator possibly you get vertigo or an extreme fear of heights. could possibly also make escalators unappealing somehow like hallucinations of monsters or dangerous people or smthn
  • Rest stop on highway has drop downdunny and one picnic bench. notes on inside when sitting down saying something about being stuck there now (Sent back in time)
  • hole in basement of house in the wall takes you to remote island with little trees and the cave entrance. cave entrance can take you back as long as the lights are on in the basement. team sent in with rafting equipment to explore as there is no location on gps. possibly do a truman show thing with it being a dome or something.

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