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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██ in Sector Delta. This cell is to be maintained regularly, and SCP-XXXX is to be supplied with new material every three days, preferably in the form of textbooks of information it claims to not yet know. In the event of an on-site containment breach caused by SCP-XXXX, directly or otherwise, SCP-XXXX is not to be granted any new knowledge for a 15-day probationary period. Any breach attempts of SCP-XXXX are to be met with elevated force, and any observable breach methods are to be quickly corrected.

SCP-XXXX is not to be exposed to any anomalies other than itself under any circumstances, either through the form of direct contact or information, following incident report XXXX-A.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male roughly 1.9 meters in height, and wears a pair of unbranded prescription glasses that do not yet show any ability to be removed. SCP-XXXX is capable of absorbing literary material at an exceptionally fast rate; testing has shown that it is capable of reading up to 1,350 words per minute with no apparent loss of retention, and is capable of memorizing the material by heart at this speed. Despite this, SCP-XXXX claims to not have photographic memory, and denies the existence of such a condition.

In addition, SCP-XXXX appears to be capable of learning a person's entire life story and personality simply by observing them for less than ten seconds. Whether this is a psychic ability is yet to be confirmed. SCP-XXXX appears to exhibit no desire to cause physical harm, however, has been shown to become extremely agitated quite easily if its personal needs are not met. This typically leads to breach attempts or self-destructive behavior as observed by site personnel.

The following interview log lead by Dr. Miller was conducted shortly after the foundation was notified of SCP-XXXX and taken into containment:

Interview Log 6-17-200█-SCP-XXXX-1

[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Miller: Welcome, SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: That's not my name, you know damn well it's not.

*(Interview log is currently a work-in-progress)*

Spaces machine broke

Addendum: Work in progress