SCP-4000: Dr. Tyrannosaurus Rexxington the III, Esquire.

Item #: SCP-4000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There are currently no containment procedures for SCP-4000 as it is currently impossible to contain. And all attempts to capture him have ended in failure.

Between this and the fact that SCP-4000 is shown to not be dangerous, actively hiding it's existence from the general population, and a proven asset to our work. It is now advised for agents to simply stay out of SCP-4000's way and allow him do his work in peace if found in the field save for the most extreme of circumstances.

Description: Subject appears to be an atypical Tyrannosaurus Rex of the genus of the coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur. He is 12.3 m (40 ft) in length,[4] up to 3.66 meters (12 ft) tall at the hips,[5] and an estimated 8.4 metric tons (9.3 short tons) to 14 metric tons (15.4 short tons) in weight.

Subject also has the tendency to wear a bowler hat, a monocle, and talk in a British accent.

SCP-4000 first came to the foundations attention in London, England on █/█/█. After agent ███ and agent ███ were called to a disturbance only to find SCP-██ Neutralized, James Maybrick(AKA ███ ██ ████) was incapacitated, and an unknown type of Amnestic's¹ had been adequately and professionally dispersed to all witnesses.

Several more instances of SCP-4000 would later pop up in ███ China, ███ France, ███ Brazil, and ███ U.S.A. Over ███ anomalies were neutralized and covered up before agents could get to the scene.

At first it was believed that a rival agency must be behind this and needs to be contacted and evaluated as a potential threat.

SCP-4000 however constantly stayed one step ahead of the foundation, predicting every trap, dodging every ambush. It seemed to have an almost intimate understanding of how the Foundation operates.

At first details were surprisingly scarce, Despite SCP-4000's enormous size it has a knack for staying out of sight and erasing any trace of it ever being anywhere.

But eventually we were able to piece together the following: It uses an urn filled with the aforementioned Amnestic², a giant tyrannobdella rex leech³ to suck up hazardous material, a seemingly endless supply of a new sub-species of Eotiaris guadalupensis⁴ which he uses to wrap around and temporarily neutralize numerous SCP until Agents find it where SCP-4000 leaves it for them and removes it for proper containment⁵, finally SCP-4000 seems to use trained fireflies⁶ to guide him to new SCP's or other anomalous events.

Finally, after several fruitless attempts to communicate, make contact, or capture; SCP-4000 left us a note at one of his latest exploits:

"Oh, Bloody Hell."

"Would someone PLEASE inform your bloody council this is a code 'New Genesis'!?!"

+ LEVEL 3 SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED

Document Gama-409865 A Decree from the 05 Council.

Due to the current situation it has been decided by us to disseminate the following information > to the appropriate parties.
Code 'New Genesis'. Honestly, we had to dig it up to find out what it meant. No, literally. We > had to dig it up; it was explained on a CAVE painting at ██████. A cave painting carbon dated > to be █████████ years older then anything found at the 'Lucy' site in Ethiopia.
So here's the gist of it: We aren't the first foundation. Before us was another. Well, actually > There've been several incarnations. But let's not get off topic. Were here to focus on the FIRST > incarnation.
Back when humans were barely rats capable of nibbling cheese, the first foundation was run by > Dinosaurs.
No, you didn't misread it. Long before humans ran the earth, Dinosaurs were actually fairly > intelligent. If it helps; basically think 'flintstones'⁷ except with > Dinosaurs instead of humans.
Now, most of the records of that time have been lost. So we can't say for certain if they were > superior to us or not.
What we do know is how they died.
SCP-DCLXVI⁸ is what they called > the XK-CLASS event that wiped out the dinosaurs. A great big █████████ that █████████ > them all.
Although too small in number to repopulate, the few surviving Foundation Dinosaur foundation > members tried to make the best of a bad situation by uplifting, artificially evolving and training a > new species to continue their work.
Oh, no it wasn't us. It was the [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000]⁹ species that got the job.
However, in addition to uplifting them they also did SOMETHING¹⁰ to them. Allowing them to immediately update themselves > with all and everything their foundation and all who succeeded them have accomplished and > how they operated. Allowing them a practically psychic insight into our every move. allowing > them to be one step ahead of us
Why they did that we can't say. Was it simply a fail-safe to keep the uplifted from rebelling > against their masters in the final days of their life? Were they hoping to return one day to > rebuild their species and needed a way to keep their biggest threat compliant? Or simple > paranoia?
At the time, there's now real way to know. We don't know where SCP-4000 came from or what > he's existence means for the future of the organization or the human race at large.
But for now since his actions have not only NOT been deemed a threat but have actually been > a benefit to our work- In addition to us being unable to capture him anyway -all agents are > hereby ordered to cease all attempts to capture and revert to reconnaissance protocols.
We want eyes and ears on SCP-4000 at all times. If he's just some long forgotten expert agent > simply trying to continue his work, then by all means let him continue. But we want PROOF that > confirms or denies this before we do ANYTHING else.
Were dealing with a super-intelligent Apex predator who knows our own organization better > then our most senior operatives, people. I trust I don't need to explain why figuring out > whether he's truly friend or foe should be one of our highest priorities?

Addendum #1: The council has now forbidden any more attempts to capture or communicate with SCP-4000 save for the most extreme of circumstances.

Addendum #2: Approval for SCP-4000 to be reclassified as Safe is pending.

Footnotes

1. [Research has now shown the Amnestic is derived from a once thought to be extinct Archaefructus from the Cretaceous period.]

2. [which will henceforth be called SCP-4000-1A]

3. [which will henceforth be called SCP-4000-1B]

4. [which will henceforth be called SCP-4000-1C]

5. [Unfortunately, any samples we can get from the Eotiaris itself dies and withers away before we can properly research it]

6. [which will henceforth be called SCP-4000-1D]

7. [Flintstones? REALLY? That's the > best description we could come up with? Who writes this garbage?]

8. [The roman numerals are simply a place holder for their ACTUAL filling > system of SCP's. Which we have been unable to decipher yet]

9. [We apologize > for the buggy links, the writer of this article accidentally ingested a mild-Amnestic and has > forgotten how to format links properly. If an expert would kindly contact and remind him how to > do so at his/her leisure, this would be appreciated]

10. [Investigation is > ongoing, evidence is pointing to a possible mix of a organic quantum entanglement > communicator analogue that stimulates brain activity and some sort of esoteric-virus that might > be spreading through people identifying under words like 'SCP' or 'The Foundation'. But results > are still inconclusive. ]