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Item #: SCP-4707
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4707 is to be stored in a locked custom fitted foam case in order to preserve structural integrity. The case currently resides in Site-19's break room. All personnel working at Site-19 are allowed to use SCP-4707 at least once. When SCP-4707's memetic properties manifest, it is advised that other personnel take SCP-4707 out of reach of the Subject affected, in order to preserve the structural integrity of SCP-4707. SCP-4707 is not allowed to be taken off site boundaries for personal use.All personnel are allowed to use SCP-4707 for the purpose of uplifting personnel only under the supervision of at least one Level 1 Security Officer.
Description: SCP-4707 is by appearance an unremarkable white mug, missing its handle. When empty, SCP-4707 has no anomalous, memetic, nor cognitohazardous effects, and is for all intents and purposes an ordinary empty mug. If filled with any liquid that can be safely ingested, when a living and/or conscious human tries to drink from the mug, the Subject will almost instantly start giggling, and will therefore never succeed in drinking from the mug. If the Subject continues to try and drink from the mug, they will, 100% of the time, undergo hysterical laughter, the intensity of which was determined to be corresponding to how healthy the used drink is. When questioned, Subjects say they recalled a really humorous or happy moment/anecdote from their past, expressing happiness and relaxation after use of SCP-4707. Tested liquids include orange juice, milk, fruit mixes, etc. SCP-4707 has been extremely effective with water, the reason as to why is currently unknown.
If SCP-4707 is filled with a liquid that is lethal when ingested, Subjects that try to drink from the mug almost instantly burst into tears, the intensity of which depending on how lethal the used liquid is. Tested liquids include sodium cyanide, crude oil, pure mercury and hydrogen peroxide.
Addendum: SCP-4707 was found in the office of Dr. ████████ on ██/██/████. When questioned Dr. ████████ professed ignorance on the subject, having no memories of ever purchasing nor using SCP-4707. SCP-4707 has since been put in Site-19's break room.
