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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 2 CLASSIFIED

ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 2 AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

Item #: SCP-330, SCP-094 Level 2
Object Class: Safe, Keter Classified

BRIEF DESCRIPTION(S):

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SCP-330

SCP-330 appears to be a small round stainless steel bowl filled with a variable amount of individually wrapped pieces of candy. Taped to the side of the bowl is a handwritten note, reading “take no more than two, please!!” Attempts to remove the note have met with failure, as have attempts to hide or obscure it. Testers have noted finding it impossible to avoid reading the note, and those who approach it from an opposite angle are aware of this request.

When a quantity of candy greater than two pieces is removed, regardless of the means involved, the offender instantly has both hands severed at the wrists by an unknown method. Tests involving remote manipulation by Class D personnel resulted in the operator’s hands being removed despite no direct contact. Inspection of the incision reveals that the cut is made at a molecular level, leaving no tool marks or identifying factors. It is to be noted that the third piece must be removed within a certain timeframe. After 24 hours, the count “resets”, and additional candy can be removed.

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SCP-094

SCP-094 appears to be a perfectly black sphere, 163 cm in diameter, suspended approximately 3 m off the ground with no apparent means of support. SCP-094 has been classified as a miniature event horizon: any matter that moves into SCP-094, including light, is irretrievably gone. However, SCP-094 is not a black hole since it does not exert a gravitational pull.

SCP-094 has been known to occasionally emit a number of different sounds, including ambient sounds of nature, static buzzing, and sometimes human speech. No attempts to communicate with SCP-094 have yet succeeded. It is unknown whether these sounds come from SCP-094 itself, from some thing or things inside of SCP-094, or from some area that connects through SCP-094. A small percentage of persons appear to be drawn to SCP-094 because of the sounds it emanates.

TEST CONDUCTOR(S):
Doctor Vaughn (Taharii), Level 2 Assistant Researcher

PERMISSION:
Permission granted by Will10188, Level-4 Chief Researcher

QUESTION:
Can subjects affected by SCP-094 be able to grab candy from SCP-330? If so, how much candy will be able to be taken from SCP-330 and will it be able to be eaten?

HYPOTHESIS: While I cannot predict exactly what will happen, subjects affected with SCP-1208 may be able to survive slightly longer due to more waffles replacing body parts, however the process may go faster due to their arms being missing. I believe they will survive longer, though.

THE PROCESS:
DOCTOR VAUGHN'S LOG: TEST FILE 0-11-2

Myself, 2 Security Guards, and 2 Class-D Subjects were led to SCP-1208's chamber inside the light containment zone. Once all personnel was inside safely, all Class-D were briefed once more by myself, and allowed to enter SCP-1208's chamber one at a time.

CONCLUSION: My hypothesis was proven to be correct, SCP-316's effects can be avoided by simply dancing in front of the beam of light, or moving rapidly in front of the beam of light as well.

ADDENDUM:

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

MARIA JONES, R.A.I.S.A REPRESENTATIVE

"When testing on SCP-1162, please be weary of the possibility that Class-D could receive firearms or foundation key cards. Please confiscate these items immediately and check over them to determine if they belong to anyone in the foundation. Please and thank you."
-Dr. ███████