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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a "X" brand laundry detergent commercial FUCK

When one of the entities present within SCP-XXXX performs an action incorrectly, they will terminate at the end of the commercial. If entities perform all actions to a well enough standard, they will still be there for the next airing of the commercial.

Origin: The 3 humanoid entities inside of SCP-XXXX were at one point non-anomalous. During the original airing of the commercial, the [black squares] family was casted for the job of "detergent advertisement." After the original airing, the [black squares] never appeared in any

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I think I was too ambitious for my first SCP. Saving because I'm a little happy with how it started, but I want to focus on how terribly it ended and how I can prevent that.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a standard humanoid containment cell at the Safe wing of Site-██. SCP-XXXX is to be given 12 books at it's request and a standard shaving kit on the first of every month to keep itself entertained while maintaining morale. SCP-XXXX requires a psychological examination every month to monitor mental health. SCP-XXXX is not to be allowed near playing cards, dice, or coins when not testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 49 year old Caucasian human male, known originally as Level █ Researcher █████ ██████████. SCP-XXXX has a shaven head and a thick brown beard. It stands 1.7m tall and weighs 79kg.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous property effects it's own odds when gambling. If a bet is placed on any probability based game, it will always win the game. Any bet put on SCP-XXXX will be fulfilled, even if it would negatively impact it. SCP-XXXX can refuse to play and forfeit games that it does not want to play.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect was discovered when Foundation Employees ████ ███████ and ████ █████ were playing the game "Blackjack" with SCP-XXXX in the ███████ ███ casino during scheduled vacation time. SCP-XXXX was able to get 21 points 6 times in a row before it was removed from the casino.

Testing Logs:
SCP-XXXX has agreed to cooperate with Foundation Personnel for testing. Tests monitored by Head Researcher Dr. Sheng
Important Notes from Dr. Sheng:
Tests involving SCP-XXXX's anomalous property in a way that could harm others need to be ran by me, please. I don't want it killing anyone on accident.
SCP-XXXX does not need knowledge on something to complete a task given as a bet. Keep this in mind for future tests.
No tests where SCP-XXXX bets on itself will be allowed without approval from me. If SCP-XXXX attempts to bet on itself without my permission, testing will be terminated indefinitely.

All testing is suspended until further notice.

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- Test Logs 1

Name	Game	Bet	Outcome	Prize	Notes
Dr. Sheng	Blackjack	If SCP-XXXX wins the hand, it will be supplied with a standard shaving kit every month. If SCP-XXXX loses, it will perform 20 jumping jacks.	SCP-XXXX started the game with an Ace of Diamonds and a Ten of Hearts, giving it 21 points. Dealer busted.	SCP-XXXX will receive a standard shaving kit on the first of every month.	SCP-XXXX was asking for some razors to trim it's beard, and this was a good way to start of our logs. -Dr Sheng
Sr. Researcher D'avignon	Blackjack	If SCP-XXXX wins the hand, D'avignon will give it a glass of orange juice (orange juice was in the refrigerator in break room 3 of Site . If SCP-XXXX loses the hand, it will perform 20 jumping jacks.	SCP-XXXX started the hand with a Ten of Diamonds and a Five of Spades. Asked for a hit, received a Six of Spades. Dealer busted.	D'avignon left SCP-XXXX's containment cell after losing the hand. He returned with the glass of orange juice from Break Room 3. D'avignon says he wasn't going to give SCP-XXXX his orange juice, but still went and got it.	It didn't give me back my orange juice. "I won it fair and square." Bastard. - Sr. Researcher D'avignon
Dr. Lumiere	Coin Flip	If the coin SCP-XXXX flips lands on heads, it will punch itself in the stomach. If the coin SCP-XXXX flips lands on tails, it will perform 20 jumping jacks.	SCP-XXXX flipped the coin, which landed on heads.	SCP-XXXX got up from it's chair and punched itself in the stomach.	I feel bad, but at least we know it'll do things it doesn't want to. -Dr Lumiére
Dr. Masso	Coin Flip	If the coin SCP-XXXX flips lands on heads, Masso will pat it on the back.	The coin SCP-XXXX lands on heads.	Dr. Masso pats SCP-XXXX on the back.	It doesn't need a "penalty" for losing a bet, which saves us some time. -Dr. Masso
Assistant Researcher Rodriguez	Blackjack	If SCP-XXXX wins the hand, it will perform 20 jumping jacks. If SCP-XXXX loses the hand, it will draw a picture of [REDACTED] on Rodriguez' clipboard.	SCP-XXXX gets the Ace of Spades and the Ten of Hearts in it's starting hand, giving it 21 points. SCP-XXXX announces it has forfeit the hand.	SCP-XXXX gets up from it's chair and draws a picture of [REDACTED] on Rodriguez' clipboard with his pencil	Assistant Researcher Rodriguez is prohibted from testing with SCP-XXXX -Dr. Sheng

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Name	Game	Bet	Outcome	Prize	Notes
Dr. Sheng	Rolling a 6 sided Die	If SCP-XXXX rolls a total of 36 points exactly within 10 rolls, it will be allowed to leave foundation custody.	SCP-XXXX politely refused to play the game.	N/A	I took a big risk, and I probably won't need to take any more in the future. -Dr. Sheng
Dr. Lumiére	Coin Flip	If the coin SCP-XXXX lands on heads, Dr. Lumiére will punch himself in the stomach.	The coin SCP-XXXX flipped landed on heads.	Dr. Lumiére got up from his chair and punched himself in the stomach after SCP-XXXX announced the coin landed on heads.	Ouch. I deserve that. - Dr. Lumiére
Dr. Jump	Chess	If SCP-XXXX wins, Jump will give it a candy bar. If Dr. Jump wins, he will eat the candy bar.	SCP-XXXX and Dr. Jump played the game for 20 minutes before Jump put SCP-XXXX in checkmate.	Dr. Jump ate the candy bar.	SCP-XXXX said it was having fun. Maybe I could do this again? -Dr. Jump
Dr. Sheng	A spinner with 4 equal portions.	If the spinner SCP-XXXX spins lands on the green portion of the spinner 6 times, it will fall asleep.	SCP-XXXX spun the spinner 6 times. The spinner landed of the green portion all 6 times.	SCP-XXXX fell asleep in the chair for approximately 8 hours.	SCP-XXXX said aloud "I bet if I land on the green 6 times, I will fall asleep for 8 hours." I told it to bet against itself, and I opened up a huge problem for us. -Dr. Sheng
Dr. Doyle	Blackjack	If SCP-XXXX wings the hand, it will perform 20 jumping jacks.	SCP-XXXX announced; "█████ Doyle has cheated the game. therefore, I win."	SCP-XXXX performed 20 jumping jacks.	I rigged the deck to give me 21 points at the start. How did it know? It didn't even look at it's own cards. -Dr. Doyle

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Name	Game	Bet	Outcome	Prize	Notes
Sr. Researcher D'avignon	Pachinko	If SCP-XXXX's Pachinko balls fall into the jackpot, it can choose any meal of it's choice to eat for dinner. If any of SCP-XXXX's balls fall into any other slot, it will perform 100 jumping jacks.	SCP-XXXX dropped 5 Pachinko balls into the machine. All 5 followed the exact same path, landing in the jackpot.	SCP-XXXX requested a bowl of macaroni and cheese for it's meal. Cafeteria staff made a box of █████ macaroni and cheese.	My Mac and Cheese… Bastard. -Sr. Researcher D'avignon
Assistant Researcher Hamilton	Battleship	If SCP-XXXX beats Hamilton in a game of Battleship, it will walk on the ceiling.	SCP-XXXX sinks all 5 of Hamiltion's ships without missing once.	SCP-XXXX got up from it's chair and started to walk up the It stopped once it was directly above it's chair, turned around, and walked back down the same way it went up.	Wow. -Assistant Researcher Hamilton

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Name	Game	Bet	Outcome	Prize	Notes
Dr. Sheng	Blackjack	If SCP-XXXX wins the hand, it loses the game. If SCP-XXXX loses the hand, it wins the game.	SCP-XXXX started the hand with a 10 of Diamonds and an Ace of Hearts, giving it 21 points and winning the game.	SCP-XXXX enters a comatose state.	SCP-XXXX was kept in the medical bay at Site-██ for ██ months before Dr. Sheng's next test. -Jr. Researcher Kandrach
Dr. Sheng	Coin Flip	If the coin Dr. Sheng flips lands on heads, he will win, and SCP-XXXX will stay asleep. If the coin Dr. Sheng flips lands on tails, SCP-XXXX will win, and SCP-XXXX will wake up from it's coma.	The coin Dr. Sheng flipped landed on tails.	SCP-XXXX woke up from it's coma.	N/A

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