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The ████ ██████ ███ ████████████ Committee
Welcome, Sergeant.
I'm Doctor ██████, a head at the ███ Committee.
You're here for business. Just the usual promotion, situated in an interview room with a head of a regiment.
Yes, this is an interview room. We just have different rooms for our interviews.
Our as in the ███ Committee. Obviously. Listen, I'm the one asking questions, okay?
Great. What's your name?
Last name as well.
Good, okay. Well, we at the Committee are a regiment based in the SCP facility. We're kind of like the Ethics Committee, however no one knows we even exist. We work on top-secret matters both inside and outside of the fa—
Do you normally interrupt people when they're talking..? As I was saying, we work on top-secret matters both inside and outside of the facility, whether it be external operations, ground command, or internal containment breaches or confidential information.
No, you don't have a choice or option. You also don't have an opinion. We do what is ethical, logical, and moral.
No one can fight on your side, we are the ruling party in almost every situation. If what you are trying to do is threaten us, we're not scared by any means. Again, you don't have a choice.
Good, you start tomorrow, you have to be up by 600 hours. We will send a booklet, some equipment and a map of the Level-5 area.
You can get easily lost in Level-5 area, that's why.
As a ███ Committee Operator you can go wherever you want, as long as you're granted by a head. Look, most of your questions will be answered in the booklet. No, you're not getting promoted within the facility itself, you're still a Level-3. You will however be given a special tag in your equipment package which gives you access to Level-5 area. Kind of like a hall pass. If you're found without it you may be quarantined and shipped onto another facility as a Class-D. Or worse.
Death. Actually come to think of it, death would be better than being shipped off and probably being fed to a giant monster.
Yes, there's lots of giant monsters. Such as SCP-████, SCP-████ and SCP-████. All in this very facility.
You didn't know? Well now you do. You will know everything you need to know. Nothing crazy, only request basic information.
No, you can't know everything, you'd likely be killed.
We don't use euphemisms like other regiments do. Same as Ethics Committee. We don't say terminated, removed or breached. We say killed, dead, thrown out in the -██°C weather and escaped or rampant. Don't worry, you'll learn this system soon enough. Until then just try your best and be secretive about it. Good luck, Operator.
Yes, you can leave now. Goodbye.
