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SCP-7343
Item #: SCP-7343
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7343 is to be contained on the Island of San ██████████. Site-7343 is to be situated within a 10 km radius of San ██████████ due to the memetic hazard that SCP-7343 poses. Any unauthorized personnel caught attempting to enter Site-7343 are to be questioned about how they came to know of SCP-7343, be administered Class-A Amnestics, given false memories, and released. There are to be no potential means of escape from San ██████████, whether it be air or sea.
Description: SCP-7343 is a caucasian male, approximately ██ years of age, and 163 cm tall. SCP-7343 often speaks in the third person, referring to himself as Kenneth, to date SCP-7343 has not provided his last name. Approximately 44% of individuals who interact with SCP-7343 are compelled via anomalous means to help him escape the island of San ██████████, affected individuals are henceforth referred to as SCP-7343-1. Instances of SCP-7343-1 usually show altered brain activity patterns that indicate this effect is entirely memetic. Additionally, SCP-7343 displays a reality-altering ability, this effect only affects physics in the sense that anything can be left in seemingly impossible locations, such as an excavator on the side of a cliff. SCP-7343 is also seemingly impervious to physical damage, which has been proven through multiple neutralization attempts by the foundation or by other groups.1 SCP-7343 also appears to age normally.2 Attempts to communicate with SCP-7343 have all been met with failure, due to the apparent lack of intelligence3 from SCP-7343.
Recovery: SCP-7343 was found on the island of San ██████████ after several nuclear blasts went off within seconds of each other.4
