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Item #: PLACEHOLDER (SCP-PLHO)

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-PLHO is to be held in a secure standard human habitat at Site-81A outside Bloomington, IN until further research into its anomalous properties has been made. The habitat in question must have at least one wall consisting of steel bars or ventilated lexan glass to allow flying and continuous inspection of SCP-PLHO.

It is to be fed three times a day, at 8 AM, 12 AM and 6 PM local time (GMT-4). Meals are to be prepared by the personnel cafeteria staff under inspection of one (1) level-2 security employee. Any utensils provided with meals are to be accounted for by said security personnel. Cleaning of habitat (i.e. vacuum cleaning, wiping of surfaces and emptying of trash container) is to be done in conjunction to weekly inspections.

SCP-PLHO is to be clothed in an orange ripstop jumpsuit with "SCP-PLHO" in bold black print on left chest pocket and over entire back in order to obstruct eventual evasion of Sweep-and-Clear1 teams in case of containment breach. This garment is to be provided to it along with undergarments (i.e. white t-shirt, white boxer shorts and white socks á seven (7) sets) weekly following inspection and cleaning.

Inspection of SCP-PLHO habitat is to be made weekly by any combination of at least one (1) level-2 security employee with standardized less-lethal equipment and two (2) unarmed D-class human resources with trustee status. Before habitat inspection and cleaning SCP-PLHO is to be secured by handcuffs and leg irons to the aforementioned steel bars or any dedicated anchor point in the habitat ventilated lexan wall before entry into it to be attempted. Any attempts from SCP-PLHO to communicate with inspection/cleaning crew is to be ignored on pain of reprimands.

Main purpose of inspection is to secure any contraband or means of communication with non-authorized entities. This inspection regimen may be subject for change as further knowledge of SCP-PLHO's anomalous properties are gained

SCP-PLHO is forbidden access to the internet or any other media outlet. Any attempts by SCP-PLHO to communicate with entities outside Site-81A is to be halted It may request access to any non-interactive media. These requests are to be approved or denied by Dr. Lauren D████████ at her disclosure.

Description: PLACEHOLDER is an apparently human caucasian cis-gender male by the registered name ”John Smith” born on 03/03/932, formerly known as ”John Christmas”3.

It spends its days consuming media provided by the foundation when not undergoing testing.

Background: It was born on March 3, 1993 by a human woman named Mary Christmas4 in North Shawnee, IN, USA. Father is supposedly James Fitzgerald Christmas III5, the de facto leader of the Anababtist Mennonite Congregation of North Shawnee.

The birth took place in the family home and was quick and uneventful according to eye witness testimony by relatives as per the report6 from ICPS (██/██/95).

Mother's background and current location is unknown. SCP investigators hypothezise she was a runaway from out west, and having served her purpose have been isolated, hidden or even terminated by the family, community or congregation.

Father has eluded investigation because of the closed nature of the community. Undercover operations have only resulted in the disapperance of field agent J. Donovan. All information have be extrapolated from vital records7.

SCP-PLHO was home schooled, as were its siblings (two older brothers). This has been family tradition for at least the past three generations. its both uncles and his father were taught by his grandfather and two granduncles. Genealogy suggests that SCP-PLHO is the third son of a third son of a third son.

SCP-PLHO left the family, community and congregation sometime in 2013 an appears in government databases around the same time. On the 14th of August 2017 "john Smith" is arrested and processed by state police. The I10 webcrawler matches thru pattern recognition similarities between SCP-PLHO's mugshot, SCP-PLHO-04 and "End of Days".

Current conclusion: Genealogic factors, together with the numerological significance of its date and time of birth, on top of the extraterrestrial discs crossbred with the Sagitarius signal gives the impression of paranormal or even supernatural circumstances. Suggested K-meter for a hypothetical scenario like this would be in 300 to 500 mHu range8. Researchers cannot be certain if this is true or a construct of the Anababtist Mennonite Congregation for whatever reason. Either way, the normalcy (1k mHu) reading of SCP-PLHO and the fact that testing has not provided any insight to, or even evidence of, anomalous properties is highly irregular and worring. Further containment and testing is advised.