TenshiTerror

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Any and all roads and paths leading to SCP are to be redirected away from SCP. No one except site personal and researchers. A 33 Kilometer perimeter has been erected around SCP with a constant rotation of different on site personal at the end of every month. on site personal may not enter SCP for no more than 3 hours a day.

Description: SCP is from it's outside appears to be a rundown pizzeria approximately 269 square meters, located in the woods in the Midwest region of America. When entering the pizzeria however the pizzeria appears completely functional along with running water, pipes, electricity, and air conditioning. anyone who enters will be greeted by a seemingly average human male employee of the pizzeria who will then proceed to treat those who entered as a customer complete with being seated, being waited on, and served during the duration of their time inside the pizzeria. The Employee who prefers that he be addressed as Jamie has been designated SCP-B.

While inside SCP subjects who are being served by SCP-B(Jamie) will experience comfort and will be open to ordering food. when being asked what is served Jamie will respond "whatever your heart desires! You imagine it, we make it, you enjoy it!". True to his words whenever subject imagines what kind of pizza they want they will receive within 5 to 15 minutes depending on the order. so far when tested normal pizza can be ordered such as pepperoni topped pizzas, chees and various other types of toppings. however it has been tested that pizzas can also be made out of just human teeth, dragon meat, poisonous plants, desert, human flesh, and even instinct animals. however Jamie warns that it is best not to stay longer than 3 hours. after such time subjects who have remained inside longer than 3 hours will begin to order excessive amounts of food and devour until dead. additionally tipping Jamie for his service will insure he serves you again and with better service, this tip can be anything from currency to simple compliments.