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My SCPs

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A Helping Hand

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber. Minimal social interaction is allowed, however it is not to be told of any problems that personnel are experiencing at any times to avoid triggering its anomalous properties. All excess arms have been surgically amputated as of 03/02/2020 with no complications.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a normal male caucasian, age 24, with the exception of having 7 13 2 arms. Its main anomalous property manifests when it receives information about a problem that another human is experiencing, through text, speech or other media. This only occurs if it is able to understand said information.

When this occurs, a random part of SCP-XXXX's body¹ will begin to swell. A fully formed human arm with average muscle mass will grow over the course of two weeks. This process appears to cause SCP-XXXX significant distress. Once the arm is fully formed, SCP-XXXX will be able to manipulate it normally. All arms are similar to non-anomalous human arms and have an equal chance of being right or left arms.

A small tattoo is visible on the back of SCP-XXXX's neck which reads "A Helping Hand". When questioned on the meaning of this, SCP-XXXX became highly agitated and refused to respond.

Object Class Argument

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Item #: SCP-YYYY-J

Object Class: Euclid Keter² Euclid³ Keter⁴ Euclid⁵ APOLLYON⁶ Keter⁷ Euclid⁸ I give up, all right? You win. It's Euclid.⁹ Euclid Safe¹⁰ Euclid¹¹

Special Containment Procedures: Due to multiple failures of previous containment, a new containment procedure is currently being written for SCP-YYYY. Refer to Document YYYY-02 for old containment procedures.¹²

SCP-YYYY's appearance is to be described by one randomly-selected D-Class personnel every 24 hours. Its appearance is then to be checked against the current description in Document YYYY-01.

Description: SCP-YYYY is a highly violent, possibly sapient entity that frequently changes its forms. This is accompanied by anomalous modification of the memories of SCP-YYYY in individuals who possess information about it, making them believe that SCP-YYYY had always been in its current form. Digital records appear to be unaffected by this. SCP-YYYY's current form is¹³ . Previous forms are documented in Document YYYY-01.

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Footnotes

1. Previous parts of SCP-XXXX's body have included the abdominal region, the head and its existing arms.

2. Due to multiple containment breaches (see Addendum), SCP-YYYY has been reclassified as Keter. -Dr. Whitehall

3. He's not that hard to contain. Just don't look at it. -Dr. Kleinman

4. How the fuck is it easy to contain when it screams lethal cognitohazards and eats through a foot of carbide in a week? -Dr. Whitehall

5. Yes, Anthony, but we just need to add more carbide. It's Euclid, for the love of God. -Dr. Kleinman

6. Eat shit. -Anonymous

7. That wasn't me. Anyway, Keter still. We apply Euclid to stuff like 173, and this is a lot harder to contain that that. -Dr. Whitehall

8. No. -Dr. Kleinman

9. SCP-YYYY was briefly categorised as being part of an esoteric class due to this so-called object class not being a real option. -Dr. Grindlay, Site-43 RAISA Representative

10. h -Anonymous

11. This document has been automatically locked due to vandalism. Please contact your site's RAISA representative for write permissions for this file.

12. grindlay please unlock the goddamn file i have the containment procedure but i cant edit it because the system locked the file -Dr. Whitehall

13. grindlay i really need access to the file