SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Site-22 is currently deemed to be the containment area for SCP-XXXX. Any sightings of SCP-XXXX on-site grounds are to be immediately reported to security personnel. All security personnel is to be attempted to apprehend SCP-XXXX given the option. Any reports of SCP-XXXX leaving off Site-22's perimeter are to continue to monitor its movement with a designated drone and attempt to apprehend SCP-XXXX. Although, SCP-XXXX does not show any signs of breaching containment. Furthermore, all personnel working at Site-22 for janitorial staff are to have a set monthly salary no more than 461.39$ 506.58$ 576.67$.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an incorporeal Caucasian humanoid male of an incalculable height and weight. Appearances of SCP-XXXX have exclusively been captured on Site-22's closed-circuit camera system. Although the face of SCP-XXXX has never been recovered by camera footage. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX can manifest physically or it is limited to monitory view. The anomalous traits of SCP-XXXX occur once an incident requiring cleaning maintenance occurs within Site-22. If the incident goes unchecked for approximately 20 - 30 minutes SCP-XXXX will manifest somewhere out of camera view and begin to deal with the incident single-handedly. Notably, SCP-XXXX always appears in a facility issued standard Site-22 janitor uniform whilst dealing with any incident it manifest nearby.
If any on-site personnel reach the area in which SCP-XXXX for an attempt to apprehend SCP-XXXX, they would find no trace of SCP-XXXX except for a visibly cleaned location. SCP-XXXX also emits an anomalous effect on janitorial staff working at Site-22. After any member of the janitorial staff has clocked over 2 -5 days of work they will begin to feel as if they are being underpaid, then suddenly retire from the position. The only found method to circumvent this is to set the salary of janitorial staff to a specific amount per monthly payment [See Addendum-XXXX-C].SCP-XXXX has also shown to make Janitorial staff aggressive in behavior when it is displeased with monthly payments.
Report sent to the on-site director.
Reporter: Dr.Calvin, Level 3 Researcher. CCTV and Operation Maintenance.
Complaint: “I am writing to file a report with your department on unauthorized janitorial personnel conducting cleaning duty on the facility grounds."
"As you obviously know and pardon me for being rude, but we’ve only started acquiring cleaning personnel due to the site being recently constructed and there are already problems with security. We’ve accepted no applications thus far, yet somehow there’s a janitor working his regular shift on site for the last 3 working days, with no consequences for trespassing onto the new site. Might I even remark that the security guards are not slightly fazed by the fact that there’s a trespasser on the grounds, each and single time they tell me it’s my imagination after I’ve ordered them to deal with the stranger over the intercom with no success? I have visual proof from CCTV recordings of this unknown man and I’d like you to review the footage and deal with the unauthorized trespasser immediately."
"And with the utmost respect, I have to know if the storage guards are drinking on the job because the trespasser is wearing standard-issue janitorial duty uniforms even though we haven’t even received any on-site."
"I am most happy to make myself available to provide further details to the Internal Security Department in support of my complaint. Thank you."
End-Report
Addendum-XXXX-A.1:
03/06/20██ Security breach
Shortly after reviewing the footage sent by Dr.Calvin from Site-22, director Dr.██████ ordered additional security regulations for the site, including a professional internal ground sweep lead by ISD chief commissioner Roberts Manilow. CCTV and Operation Maintenance is to be overtaken and surveillance by ISD crew. Every sighting of this, “unknown janitor” is to be reacted to immediately and attempt apprehending the suspect for interrogation. This is to be seen and treated as a serious breach in the facility’s security. If the suspect is viewed as a serious threat to security personnel, he is to be terminated upon discovery.
Addendum-XXXX-A.2:
10/06/20██ Security breach
After a full week of unsuccessful attempts of apprehension, the ISD chief commissioner demanded to discuss the situation with the site director Dr.██████.
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr.██████: I assume you called this meeting due to unsuccessful attempts of apprehension of the suspect?
R. Manilow: Yes, but I-
(R. Manilow gets interrupted by Dr.██████ )
Dr.██████: But? BUT?! Mister Manilow, I think we both CLEARLY understand that this is a serious breach of security and it means that there is what possibly could be a spy right here on our site!
R. Manilow: I perfectly understand that, sir, but I want to make it clear that it is unnatural for this suspect to avoid our patrols and-
Dr.██████: The only thing unnatural is that you’re somehow a commissioner chief and still allow this trespasser to wander freely on facility grounds! He is just a man, clearly visible on the recordings from the surveillance room. I deeply begin to wonder how you haven’t been able to apprehend him for a full week!
(Audible slam on the table)
Dr.██████: How dare y-
R. Manilow: No, sir, how dare YOU to accuse me of not doing my job! I called this meeting to discuss the possibility of this man NOT being a… man…
Dr.██████: What is the name of hell are you trying to say?
R. Manilow: What I’m trying to say that this thing that you call a man is not what it seems to be. It’s uncanny for a regular janitor to avoid all the guards and still finish his work on time before we manage to arrive at the scene. Hell, we don’t even know what he looks like! We can’t run him through identification diagnostics since he’s never even faced the camera directly!
Dr.██████: You’re saying that this man could be an anomalous entity? Don’t be ridiculous-
R. Manilow: Yes! That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying! You know damn well that if I were called to deal with this I’d get it done by the first night of arrival if it were a regular insurgent spy, this man is no ordinary entity. I am withdrawing my men and reporting this situation and your behavior. This is beyond the power of my men.
Dr.██████: What? You were recording this? Hey! Don’t you dare lea-
[END OF LOG]
Addendum-XXXX-B:
After the incident XXXX-A.2, site director R. Manilow received minor disciplinary warnings. Site-22 director Dr.██████ was ordered to reassess the situation. Full 24/7 monitoring of the “mystery janitor” was ordered. The suspect seemed to be doing his job without any aggressive behavior. The situation was deemed as an “initiation prank” by on-site personnel. All personnel is to be interviewed.
Furthermore, janitorial personnel has been rapidly declining their positions. Quitting simultaneously in a matter of 2-5 working days. Oddly enough the registration staff said they all had the same complaints. After constant resignation, the registration staff was ordered to log the conversations with janitorial staff on the resignation subject.
Log #1
12/07/20██
Interviewer: David Bronn, Security personnel, registration branch
Interviewee: Leo Dampner, Staff personnel, janitor
[BEGIN LOG]
D. Bronn: Name and age.
L. Dampner: Leo Dampner. D-A-M-P-N-E-R, in case you wanted to write “Dampmer”.
(Audible sigh)
D. Bronn: Age.
L. Dampner: 39
D. Bronn: State the reason for resignation.
L. Dampner: Felt underpaid. Lost motivation to continue working.
D. Bronn: You feel like your salary doesn’t cut your expenses? Even if we’re providing lunch for all personnel free of charge?
L. Dampner: Yea, well, it did sound nice at first and I felt like I’ll finally feel like it’s worth being a janitor. I don’t know. After I got my pay-check it didn’t seem really worth it, you know? Also, it’s really annoying that someone keeps stealing the equipment.
(Silence, audible scribbling)
D. Bronn: Alright then, your words are duly noted. You are hereby relieved of your duties as a janitor.
[END OF LOG]
Log #16
27/07/20██
Interviewer: David Bronn, Security personnel, registration branch
Interviewee: Mark Moore, Staff personnel, janitor
[BEGIN LOG]
D. Bronn: Name and age.
M. Moore: Mark Moore, 34.
D. Bronn: State the reason for resignation.
M. Moore: Are fucking you kidding me? Don’t you hear the others complain too? Someone nicks our goddamn equipment and then returns it at the end of the day, it’s impossible to work like this! I get that janitors are the lowest of the low but playing pranks like these is fucking pathetic. On top of all that the pay-check looks like it’s been nicked out of your dad’s wallet.
D. Bronn: Someone is stealing janitorial equipment?
M. Moore: Did I fucking stutter?
D. Bronn: Right, your words are duly noted. You are dismissed from your duties.
M. Moore: Fucking clowns making fun of us, have fun cleaning the shitter on your own.
(Audible door slam)
D. Bronn: Sheesh, it’s not like I’m the one responsible.
[END OF LOG]
Log #21
09/08/20██
Interviewer: Emma Tamm, Security personnel, registration branch
Interviewee: Thomas █████, Staff personnel, janitor
[BEGIN LOG]
E. Tamm: Name and age.
T. █████: Fuck off, you already registered me, just fucking scribble my name out.
E. Tamm: This isn’t for the resignation procedure, I’ve been ordered to record everything, please state your name and age.
(Silence)
E. Tamm: Sir?
T. █████: Fucking bitch making fun of me!
(Sounds of furniture moving)
E. Tamm: Please remain civil-
(Inaudible)
E. Tamm: HANDS UP NOW!
(Inaudible)
(Gunshots)
(Screaming)
(Sounds of struggle)
(Sound of door slamming open)
Security personnel: The hell-?! Fucking hell get him!
(Gunshots)
(Silence)
Security personnel: What the fuck happened? Get her to the med bay! Is this thing still on?
[END OF LOG]
Addendum-XXXX-B.3:
In the wake of personnel distress, a special internal investigation was conducted to reveal the source of the problem. All remaining on-site janitorial staff have been taken into custody for interrogation. Use of armed force authorized.
Interrogation #1
Interrogator: Travis ████, Security personnel, the intelligence branch
Suspect: Trevor Woods, 40, Staff personnel, janitor, clocked 678 hours
T. ████: Are you dissatisfied with anything?
T. Woods: Yes I am! Do you guys really not care about us?
T. ████: Elaborate.
T. Woods: You pay us like we’re some lap dogs and treat us the same way!
T. ████: I assure you we’ll give you and your associates a raise.
T. Woods: You better.
T. ████: I’m sure you’re aware of active equipment theft. Do you know anyone who could be the culprit?
T. Woods: No.
T. ████: Is there anything else you want to tell me that I haven’t asked?
T. Woods: No.
(Audible scribbling)
[END OF LOG]
Interrogation #2
Interrogator: Travis ████, Security personnel, the intelligence branch
Suspect: Mary Ward, 41, Staff personnel, janitor, clocked 928 hours
[BEGIN LOG]
T. ████: Are you dissatisfied with anything?
M. Ward: Yeah, I am. The salary is pathetic.
T. ████: I assure you that you and your associates will get a raise.
M. Ward: About time.
T. ████: I’m sure you’re aware of active equipment theft. Do you know anyone who could be the culprit?
M. Ward: It’s definitely Jonathan, everyone knows it’s Jonathan.
T. ████: Jonathan? Do you know where we can find this, “Jonathan”?
M. Ward: I don’t fucking know. If we did he’d be dealt with.
T. ████: Know anyone who could shed some light on Jonathan?
M. Ward: Ask Dr.Calvin.
(Audible scribbling)
T. ████: Is there anything else you want to tell me that I haven’t asked you?
(Silence)
M. Ward: No.
[END OF LOG]
Addendum-XXXX-C:
On 10/██/20██ Site-22 was put on lockdown due to janitorial staff breaking into the armory and stealing heavy weaponry to assault the site and its personnel.
Casualties: ██ Staff personnel, 6 Security personnel
The suspects behind the armed assault were killed in action.
SCP-XXXX was spotted cleaning the hallways after the assault ended. Security guards failed to locate SCP-XXXX. By the orders of █████ and Dr.██ SCP-XXXX is officially considered the anomalous cause of the revolt amongst the janitorial staff.
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