Mysterious Mann

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Item #: SCP-3284

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3284 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-17. However, SCP-3284 is free to roam the Facility at any time appart from scheduled testing. SCP-3284-1 is now to be in an exclusive MTF unit, and therefore will not require any containment procedures(see Addendum-3284-A). However, SCP-3284-1 will be subject to monthly mental analysis.

Description: SCP-3284 is a interdimensional parasitic growth on Agents █████¹ brain. Due to the parasite being in SCP-3284-1's brain, SCP-3284-1 has gained many anomalous effects. SCP-3284's anomalous effects are as follows:

• Extreme resistance to torture

• An above human intellegence²

• Resistance to any hallucigenic substence³

• Resistance to most Cognitohazard anomalous entities⁴

Note: So far no other anomalous effects have been observed.

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the fixing sponge

SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 1m x 1m x 1m glass container at site-19. Due to SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects, the container that SCP-XXXX is contained in, doesn't need to be checked for damage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a normal cleaning sponge in appearance, with most of the mass being made of cellulose and a small portion being polyurethane.⁵ SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest when a broken or dirty object makes contact with the polyurethane⁶ of the sponge.

When SCP-XXXX's polyurethane⁷ comes into contact with an object it will start producing a "soap like" substance(which is now to be referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) that shortly surrounds the object that made contact with SCP-XXXX's polyurethane⁸ section. After a few seconds⁹ the "soap like" substance will evaporate and the object that was once surrounded by SCP-XXXX-1, will no longer have any sort of organism¹⁰ on it's surface, the once surrounded object will also be fixed.¹¹

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Footnotes

1. Who is now to be referred to as SCP-3284-1

2. SCP-3284-1 has an IQ of 200

3. And any form of hallucination

4. This may include not approaching some SCPs, such as SCP-1155

5. Which causes the anomalous effects

6. Green section

7. Green section

8. Green

9. Usually 20 seconds

10. e.g. Bacteria

11. e.g. If an object is no longer working or has any physical damage