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Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
yesod
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
notice
link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's sentience, it is to be contained in a small standard humanoid containment chamber.

Addendum: At SCP-XXXX's request, along with its compliant behevor, it has been moved a standard humanoid containment chamber along, along with the necessary changes to ensure its furnishings are of commiserate with its size

Addendum: By order of Site-YY director and with approval of O5-█, due to its contributions to the foundation, it is to be moved into an on site single room dormitory and given level 1 clearance, with any higher clearance to be approved via site director

Addendum: Due to incident-ZZ, SCP-XXXX has been moved back into a standard humanoid containment chamber as disciplinary action but is still permitted to interact with site staff during normal working hours. Return to its previous containment and privileges is dependent on its conduct and authorization of Site YY director.

Note: As a part of the Numaeh Initiative derived from the work of Senior Researcher Stanley Huxtable (see SCP-5031) and both the SCP-XXXX having showing no other anomalous properties and its pro-social behavior, Site Director YY has been granted permission to provide accommodations and rewards to SCP-XXXX for behavior deemed beneficial to both ensuring continued containment without resistance and to the Foundation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 35.56 cm tall anthropomorphic kangaroo doll, having previously been owned by Dr AAAA, from the "edutainment" show Katy the Curious series of the 1980's that aired on various public broadcasting stations. It is capable and moving and communicating on its own, despite its interior still being made of Polyester Fiber. It has a learning rate commensurate with a normal human and is capable of making independent discoveries, motivating its own success, and finding unique solutions to questions poised to it. It has been subjected to the Pallapothu Sentience Test(PST) and found to have passed with a 96% level of confidence, and passed the Goodfellow Sapiance Test(GST) with a level of confidence of 98%. Due to this, the Ethics Committee is to meet every six months and review its file in order to ensure that SCP-XXXX is not being ethically mistreated (As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-5).

Addendum: SCP-XXXX has requested that a magnet be sewed onto its front right limb in order for it to act as an ad hoc hand. After getting authorization from the Ethics Committie, the procedure has been carried out by an experience seamstress. Using this magnet, it can attach small items to it, primarily a tiny disk with an electrostatic field disruption element in order to be able to use touch screen tablets, to which it uses for a variety of things such as taking notes, running programs, reading Foundation approved material, and as observed by Researcher Wenda, to play digitized versions of board games such as Checkers.

Addendum 1 - History


Before becoming anomoulus, SCP-XXXX owned by Dr. Fir, kept in his desk as part of an agreement between him, his immediate boss, and foundation HR to help him with deal with [redacted]. Due to his worry that it would make him the subject of ridicule, it was kept in his desk when his office had visitors.
SCP-XXXX was discovered initially during a sweep for survivors after a breech of SCP-682

Katy the Curious was an animated show produced by Australia’s Public Broadcasting Service in the 1980’s that ran nine seasons. Featuring the eponymous Katy the Kangaroo, its central focus was on providing the viewer with rudimentary scientific knowledge like gravity, the weather, geology, macrobiology, but it does not elaborate further into the fields beyond what a pre-schooler would understand. It was picked up by several government broadcasting services during its run, including a few PBS stations in the United States.

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Subcommittee Chair: Dr Kon

Members: Dr Clark, Dr Gonzalas, Dr Kon

As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, unless the site director or higher expunges the file, this is kept on SCP-XXXX's file for future refrence

Dr Kon: Recorder is on

Dr Kon: Alright, we are here to exmaine SCP-XXXX's, all in attendence state your name, rank, and that you are of sound mind and body.

Dr Clark: Dr Clark, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Gonzalas: Dr Gonzalas, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Dr Kon, Senior Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Right, so in addition to this being the first time we're meeting to evaluate SCP-XXXX's containment conditions as being ethical, as per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, since it has requested to talk with someone authorized to allow visitation.

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn has loosely interpreted the statement "Can I talk to someone who is authorized?" as "Can I talk to the Assistant Site Director"

Dr Kon: First thing is first, its passed the PST and GST so we need to go through the checklist. During its inital evaluation, it did not seem to be physically harmed and does not seem to be in constant pain. Has its prescribed containment become unbearable for it?

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn did note it requested a bigger containment cell.

Dr Kon: But will it suffer unduly if we don't provide?

Dr Gonzalas: I don't think so.

Dr Kon: Right so who here votes to provide it with a normal sized containment cell? Speak up, as usual the audio recorder can't see your hands

Dr Kon: No one?

Dr Kon: Request rejected. Next, is it eating and sleeping well?

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX dosen't eat. But it does sleep or have an approximate version of it from anywhere between 5 to 9 hours. However its noted that this sleep is not habitual.

Dr Clark: Anything we can do?

Dr Gonzalas: We could introduce a day/night cycle using the lights in its containment cell. See if that helps it.

Dr Kon: Motion to pass?

Dr Clark: Aye

Dr Gonzalas: Aye

Dr Kon: Aye

Dr Kon: Right, jotting it down. Does it need socalization?

Dr Clark: And now is when we start to talk about Dr Fir.

Dr Kon: What do you mean?

Dr Gonzalas: Its been requesting to speak with Dr Fir everytime staff interacts with it

Dr Kon: And?

Dr Clark: Site Director is worried that some secondary SCP effect with manifest if SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir meet.

Dr Gonzalas: Um, given SCP-XXXX's history, wouldn't Dr Fir qualify as family?

Dr Kon: Absolutely not. Using the Bright Family as an example, members are ether blood related, tangentially blood related with respect to Dr Bright themself, or related by marriage. This is just a 35 year old man's emotional coping mechanism. Ether he'll grow up or give up.

Dr Kon: Has Dr Fir requested visitation with SCP-XXXX?

Dr Clark: Dr Fir is still recovering from having the ceiling fall on him, but since then he has made three request, all three denied.

Dr Gonzalas: I'm worried that the Site Director is right on this one. He cites SCP-1913 in his reasoning.

Dr Clark: I'd like to point out that the instances of SCP-1913 have been violent in their attempts to reunite, as opposed to the verbal requests of SCP-XXXX and the bureaucracy requests of Dr Fir.

Dr Gonzalas: What was SCP-XXXX's Hume reading at containment?

Dr Clark: Um… 1.2 Humes, plus of minus error

Dr Gonzalas: That's awfully low.

Dr Clark: Hume level's aren't the end all be all. There are still anomalous items out there with Hume levels close to 1.

Dr Gonzalas: Yeah but that's like viruses and robotics, right? This thing is a stuffed doll that can move and talk on its own. Has Dr Fir hume rating been tested?

Dr Clark: Um, according to his file last measurement was a year ago and he was well within acceptable parameters.

Dr Gonzalas: I think we should request he get measured again.

Dr Clark: I'll jott it down

Dr Kon: Why are we talking about Dr Fir? This is about SCP-XXXX

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir are linked.

Dr Kon: How?

Dr Gonzalas: Did you miss the part on the timeline that shows they've been together for 30 years?

Dr Clark: It only became anomalous over three weeks ago, I'd argue the two only had 3 hours of time together, tops. It even shows on record that when we initially scanned it, it was at 1 hume.

Dr Gonzalas: So it starts at 1 hume, jumps to 1.2, during a containment breech of SCP-682? That can't be coincidence. Anything else breech during that time?

Dr Clark: SCP-AAAA, SCP-BBBB, and SCP-CCCC, but none of them have had a record of 'making an inanament object animate'.

Dr Gonzalas: You know, 100 bucks says that this is some AWCY or Dr Wondertainment bullshit. Site breeches, one of those two wave their hands and suddenly the kangaroo starts hopping. Former to make a point, the latter as a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Dr Clark: Could be The Folks for who Names are Power1? Could be more in line with a fairy tale then we realize…

Dr Kon: Stop. First off don't you fucking dare mention anything about "them" again. Now I have to flag this recording and have the Eshu team examine it. Last thing we need is the Eshu team to be air lifted here to try and figure out what the fuck happened to us and our names. Second, We have 33 other SCPs to go through. Is it our goal to figure out how SCP-XXXX was created?

Dr Gonzalas: No.

Dr Clark: No.

Dr Kon: Then stop taking potshots in the dark and leave it to SCP-XXXX's research team to figure out what happened. Our goal is to figure out if it needs socialization.

Dr Clark: And if it qualifies for Sapiance Protocol Λ-3?

Dr Kon: It does. But we can file a memo with the site director citing our individual objections. Now, getting back to the matter at hand. Does it need socialization? Do we need to throw a D-Class in the cell for 2 hours a day to make sure that it dosen't get depressed or suicidal and to keep the foundation as ethically clean as possible?

Dr Gonzalas: There is a note on here from Samantha that its mood seems to be getting worse and she's volunteered to provide it with socialization time.

Dr Kon: Has SCP-XXXX shown to be a danger to itself or others?

Dr Gonzalas: Um, no apparently its been knee deep in a math textbook when working

Dr Clark: Shutting it away with just math to keep it entertained? Now that sounds like a job for this ethics subcommittee.

Dr Kon: As long as Samantha gets site director approval and understands that she is to do this in her free time and that SCP-XXXX could turn into a giant eldritch beast who could do many abhorrent things to her, sure. It's her funeral.

Dr Gonzalas: I'll prepare the paperwork.

Dr Kon: Anything else? Otherwise lets move on.

[Silence]

Dr Kon: Good, stopping the recording

Dr Clark: Says here the cafeteria is serving beef stew again, I vote we file an official query into the matter since we are the ethi-

[RECORDING STOPS]

Eshu Team Addendum:
Jesus where to begin. While Dr Clark was authorized to have knowledge of A group of beings who live in a very faraway place, the fact that he carelessly discussed the particular topic not only put himself at risk, but everyone in that room and even trigger for a potential cascade of containment breeches shows that he obviously dosen't appreciate the how serious the subject is. Do you people want to find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names? Because careless speech about such things is how you find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names. Recommended that Dr Carp be docked 3 months pay and that Class C Amnestics be given to Dr Carp. Its obviously he can not be trusted to keep certain memories and its best that he be purged of them immediately.2 —Dr Pine Forest

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