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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Sometimes may be kept in ███ by ███ container made of █████. Every █ months, a D-Class personal must put the hat on, and write out a story, or else SCP-XXXX will █████████ the ████████.
Description: SCP-XXXX was found in ████, Russia, after Agent ████ bumped into it on his way to take to the bathroom. Bored, he put in on. Sudennly, Agent █ was █████. He will be missed.
The SCP? Oh, right. It's this hat that can only be written or talked of if it is being worn. But wearing it makes a the wearer have terrible writing or communications skills, depending on what they are doing.
Interview between D-████ and Agent ██[redacted]:
Agent ██: Describe the object you are wearing.
D-██: Well Doc, or agent. It's this keter hat found in ████.
Agent ██: How did you do that with your mouth?
D-███████████: [data redacted]
Now, since I just read about all the SCPs in Containment breach, now to heavily crosslink all of them.
Scp - 087:
