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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in medium-security anomalous item storage at Site-73.
Testing of SCP-XXXX is permissible with approval from one Level-3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a July 1987 issue of Playboy magazine showing considerable wear. The front cover has been torn off, and several pages are stained with beer.
Any individual who uses SCP-XXXX for sexual gratification will begin experiencing hallucinations after 30-45 seconds of exposure. Hallucinations experienced vary between subjects, but all categories have been reported.
| Frequency | Hallucination |
| 98% | A knocking sound on the door or walls, given that the subject is indoors. (Auditory) |
| 96% | A feminine voice. The most common vocalization is the name of the subject, although the phrases “Hey!”, “What!”, or “A’ha!” are also common. (Auditory) |
| 89% | Door being flung open, given that the subject is in a room with a door. (Visual) |
| 83% | A feeling of tapping on the subject’s shoulder or leg. (Tactile) |
| 77% | Fragrance of ███ brand cologne. (Olfactory) |
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If a subject achieves orgasm using SCP-XXXX, a humanoid entity identical to the subject's biological mother, designated SCP-XXXX-01, will appear. SCP-XXXX-01 will remove SCP-XXXX from the subject and throw it. After this, it will scream incoherently at the subject for 3-5 minutes before disappearing.
In 7% of cases, subjects experience psychological trauma after encountering SCP-XXXX-01. Including, but not limited to:
- Aversion to all forms of pornography.
- Erotophobia1
- Body Dysmorphic Disorder
- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Psychosis
Addendum: On 06/15/2020, Agent Luke ██████ was found in the Sector-B bathroom screaming with his pants down and SCP-XXXX-01 standing over him. After SCP-XXXX-01 had disappeared, ██████ was successfully apprehended.
When questioned, ██████ stated that the door to SCP-XXXX’s storage unit had opened automatically and that SCP-XXXX was “anomalously calling him in the sexiest voice ever.” Both claims were proven false. Security footage showed ██████ accessing SCP-XXXX’s storage unit with a stolen identification badge.
Agent ██████ was relieved of all security duties and amnesticized on 06/17/2020.
