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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in medium-security anomalous item storage, with one (1) armed guard present to deter unauthorized access.
Testing of SCP-XXXX is permissible with approval from one (1) Level-3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a July 1985 issue of Playboy magazine with the front cover torn off. SCP-XXXX itself shows no anomalous properties.
Any human subject who uses SCP-XXXX for sexual gratification will begin experiencing hallucinations after 30-45 seconds of exposure. Hallucinations experienced vary between subjects, but all categories have been reported.
| Frequency | Hallucination |
| 98% | A knocking sound on the door or walls, given that the subject is indoors. (Auditory) |
| 96% | A feminine voice. The most common vocalization is the name of the subject, although the phrases “Hey!”, “What!”, or “A’ha!” are also common. (Auditory) |
| 89% | Door being flung open, given that the subject is in a room with a door. (Visual) |
| 83% | A feeling of tapping on the subject’s shoulder or leg. (Tactile) |
| 77% | Fragrance of ███ brand cologne. (Olfactory) |
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If a subject achieves orgasm using SCP-XXXX, a humanoid entity identical to the subject's biological mother, designated SCP-XXXX-01, will manifest in front of the subject. SCP-XXXX-01 will remove SCP-XXXX from the subject and throw it. SCP-XXXX-01 will then scream incoherently at the subject for 3-5 minutes, whereupon it will immediately demanifest, leaving the subject in the room alone.
Subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX-01 experience moderate to severe psychological trauma. Including, but limited to:
- Aversion to all forms of pornography.
- Erotophobia1
- Body Dysmorphic Disorder
- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
