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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's harmless/passive nature, SCP-XXXX is allowed to roam around Site-88 (Humanoid containment site) as it wishes between the hours of 7 AM and 9 PM. Due to multiple break-ins and raids at Site-88 by multiple Goi in attempts to capture SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is to now remain in a location that should only be disclosed to level 5 personnel. All personnel that is given permission to visit the site where SCP-XXXX is kept for cross-testing purposes are to be given Class-B amnestic's after leaving SCP-XXXX's containment site to suppress its true location. If any personnel gives the location of SCP-XXXX's containment site without permission will be terminated immediately and SCP-XXXX's containment site will be located at the earliest convenience.

If the off chance that SCP-XXXX's containment site is breached or broken into and SCP-XXXX is captured or escapes. A widespread manhunt is to proceed until SCP-XXXX is contained and resecured, with its containment site to be relocated immediately.

As of the time of writing, any and all cross-testing with SCP-XXXX with other SCP's is to be denied from here on out until more research is conducted on the objects/entities created by SCP-XXXX and until members of the Ethics committee find a purpose for the "XK32-Normality Rectifier" that SCP-XXXX has constructed (see Test-G for more information)

Description: SCP-XXXX is a non-anomalous Caucasian male, 32 years of age with an average build and no extraordinary features with the Subject being generally passive in nature with SCP-XXXX being extremely compliant to Foundation staff. SCP-XXXX's anomalous property manifests only met with an object that's broken, needs repair or is given a task to make an object that will assist the person giving the request to SCP-XXXX.

When SCP-XXXX is given a broken or malfunctioning object, SCP-XXXX will somehow automatically know how to repair the object in question despite SCP-XXXX having little to no prior knowledge of what the object in question is or what the object does. SCP-XXXX also will know exactly what exactly is broken about the object when the object doesn't show any physical signs of disrepair. Example: If SCP-XXXX is told "This object is broken" SCP-XXXX will instinctively know what exactly about the object is broken with needing any other information and not even needing to touch the object. If SCP-XXXX is told to fix an item that doesn't need to be fixed, SCP-XXXX will look at the object and only respond with "This object isn't broken, you just don't know how to use it" then will give detailed instructions on exactly how the object works. When fixing the broken object, SCP-XXXX will return it to factory new like condition in unusually quick speeds.

If SCP-XXXX is asked to construct an object to help with a problem or task, SCP-XXXX will construct an object in a crude Jerry/questionable style with whatever objects that are nearby. SCP-XXXX will construct the object requested despite how nonsensical the object requested to construct maybe, in a short amount of time. An example of this feat is that SCP-XXXX was able to construct a makeshift rail gun using old computer parts, nails, microwave magnets and three (3) foundation site vehicle batteries (all found within the foundation site) that was powerful enough to shoot 16.51 cm (6.5 inches) nails through a foot of concrete. Although able to construct nonsensical objects, SCP-XXXX has a limit on what it can make depending on what materials SCP-XXXX is allowed to have. If SCP-XXXX isn't allowed to have as many materials it needs to construct the object, SCP-XXXX will respond with "Sorry, I don't have the materials to make this thing" and will refuse to construct the object.

Although SCP-XXXX has a wide knowledge of information regarding devices and machines that have proven highly effective in aiding the Foundation. SCP-XXXX is completely oblivious and unaware of how remarkable its own skills are and blows it off as if what it knows is normal and dismisses its own skills as "instinct".

Apon containment of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX was also recovered with a medium-sized brown tool chest with a number of normal and abnormal objects it uses to repair/upgrade objects. The following is a list of objects that is in SCP-XXXX's toolbox.

  • 1 regular Philips head screwdriver
  • A precision screwdriver with approximately 204 screw bits
  • A basic cordless rotary tool, but the lithium Ion battery has been replaced with a uranium battery that SCP-XXXX claims he made himself and is safe to use.
  • 1 Jerry rigged sodering iron that can reach temperatures of 830 Celcius
  • 2 Foundation key card's with Jerry rigged with electronic part's, granting access to anything requiring a keycard (investigations is still ongoing of how SCP-XXXX obtained this)
  • A 1-liter bottle of fluid that only breaks down rust or any corrosive matter at an incredibly fast rate. (SCP-XXXX neglects to tell foundation staff of how it makes it, except that it's easy to use and it doesn't harm the skin)
  • 1 ordinary key that SCP-XXXX call's "a skeleton key" because it modified the key to open any door with a basic lock system.
  • 1 of acid and flame resistant safety goggles
  • 1 pair of red latex gloves that reach to the elbow, and are seemingly indestructible and can withstand temperatures of 10,000 degrees Celcius.

Addendum 2-21: Any and all attempts to recreate the constructs/entities made by SCP-XXXX using better/similar parts SCP-XXXX used to repair/modify. Has ended in failure, with each attempted recreation not working. After questioning SCP-XXXX of why this is, SCP-XXXX replies with "You guys are overthinking it and can't use 'alternative parts' to recreate my work. you gotta remake it with all the exact parts I used to make it".

Test logs

Test A - Date

Subject: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX was placed in front of 1730D-SS Reel-to-Reel Tape Player with no external abnormalities but with multiple of its internal components removed purposely. SCP-XXXX was then told that the tape player wasn't working and told to give a detailed diagnostic of what was wrong with the tape player without touching the tape player.
Results: After staring at the tape player for 15 seconds, SCP-XXXX responded with "you guys removed some of the parts, and quite poorly too". SCP-XXXX then proceeded to list off exactly what part was missing, despite being told nothing of what was actually done to the tape player except that it wasn't working.
Analysis: It appears that SCP-XXXX only depends on sight, and the simple knowledge that it was broken to know what exactly what to do

Test 32-j - Date

Subject: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX was given a broken instance of SCP-010 and asked on what exactly SCP-010 does and to fix the object with any items it requests to fix the broken instance of SCP-010 and given no other information about of what SCP-010 is.
Results: After looking blankly at SCP-010 for 11 seconds, SCP-XXXX says exactly what SCP-010 is and describes in great detail on what how it works. SCP-XXXX goes on to also say that the reason SCP-010 is broken is that the receiver to receive signals from the remote is broken because someone poured water on it. SCP-XXXX then pulled out some tools from its tool bag and then proceeded to fix the water damage done to the receiver.
Analysis: