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Item #: SCP-173-J

Object Class: Probably Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Where did we leave it again? Dr. G████

I think it went into into Joe’s basement again. Dr. T█████

Well shouldn’t we get it since it isn’t supposed to live in someone else’s basement? Dr. G████

███ that there’s spiders down there! Dr. T█████

SCP-173-J is currently stored in the kitchen cabinets at Site ██. No one seems to acknowledge it’s existence Due to it being too big it is currently stored in a shipping crate that was originally meant to be sent to Iran.

Description: SCP-173-J is just a regular peanut with nothing special about it SCP-173-J is an oversized peanut that has gained sentience through spray paint. SCP-173-J moves whenever it please and occasionally appears behind you in a prison inmate manner especially if you recently dropped a bar of soap and had to pick it up It also occasionally attempts to wrap its “arms” around people’s necks but can’t because it is a peanut and can’t move nor can it own arms. Discussion of attempting to market the material SCP-173-J is made of as peanuts is currently in discussion.