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Item #: SCP-1666-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Good Luck
Description: SCP-1666-J appears to be a juvenile siamese cat, effectively named by personnel, “Steve”. SCP-1666-J looks like a normal siamese cat, but has been observed to teleport, and duplicated itself by shedding. The clones have been observed assisting SCP-1666-J, but only last for less than an hour. All attempts to capture SCP-1666-J have failed, because of its apparent ability to teleport without limitation. SCP-1666-J has also been theorized to be able to store objects in a pocket dimension.
SCP-1666-J was found by Dr. █████ while investigating a potential SCP in ███████. SCP-1666-J has never been observed eating, other than Dr. █████’s foot. The only other thing that has been observed entering SCP-1666-J’s system is warm milk in a pail.
SCP-1666-J appears to be quite nice, but is a huge inconvenience in every situation. In total SCP-1666-J has almost caused the end of the world approximately 17 times (see below), and has caused a little under 100 class D personnel deaths since it was rescued █ years ago. SCP-1666-J reportedly woke up over 100 people by removing their noses, in one night █ months ago. We still have not recovered said noses, and we are lead to believe they are stored in the pocket dimension.
SCP-1666-J also has a list of “favorite” personnel that it has only shown kindness too, these include: Dr. █████, Dr. ██████, SCP-607, SCP-529, and D-666. Everyone else has had at least one bad experience with SCP-1666-J.
End of World Close Calls:
During a nightly inspection on the night of ███ ██ 20██, a Night Guard found SCP-1666-J, teleport into the missile launch room, duplicate itself, and start the launch sequence, with the missiles directed towards ██████, North Korea. Thankfully the night guard made it in in time to stop the launch.
SCP-1666-J stole multiple assault rifles and armed other housecats and started a raid on the state of Florida
During the containment breach on █/██/██, SCP-173’s room was breached. While escaping, SCP-173 ran into SCP-1666-J, they both stopped and stared at each other for 1 minute, when CP-1666-J blinked, SCP-173 appeared back into its containment room.
On the night of █/██/██, Cat and mice relations, were on an all time low, when SCP-1666-J, appeared in the mice capital, and proceeded to defecate on the capital. This caused an all out war that ended on the night of █/██/██ with casualties in the thousands in both parties.
During the nightly surveillance of SCP-682 on █/██/██, SCP-1666-J appeared in SCP-682’s cell. SCP-1666-J walked up to SCP-682 and appeared to have a conversation, with SCP-1666-J meowing, and SCP-682 talking to quiet to hear. The conversation seemed to end, and SCP-1666-J disappeared. SCP-1666-J appeared in the surveillance room, and opened SCP-682’s cell. This ended in a containment breach.
SCP-1666-J met Florida man, and disappeared for ██ days.
SCP-1666-J disappeared in the morning of █/██/██, and appeared on the night of █/██/██, a few days later. Upon closer inspection is appeared he had something held in his mouth, when a guard went to check the sheet of paper, a scream was heard from SCP-096, and they breached containment.
