The Beef of Life and Death
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Object class: safe
Special Containment Procedures: Scp-# is to be kept in a fridge, and cannot be put near any other meat or else it will cause a major explosion destroying everything in the vicinity of 50 meters
Description: Scp-# is a slice of beef cooked rare, 3-4 hours after being consumed it will start morphing into a cow(Scp-#-1) of similar size and weight, and then will start to break out of the victims chest resulting in their death, after a few hours it will start to disintegrate back to its normal state. Many people who have eaten the beef (Which will be referred as Scp-#-2) would report feeling movement in their stomach around 1-2 hours before they die. After having a D-Class eat it for testing it showed in the x-rays that around halfway of the D-Class dying after eating, the beef seems to start to take shape of a baby cow. than it takes 2 & ½ to 3 & ½ hours before it fully forms and, around 15 minutes after being fully formed, the cow will start to bite its way through its victims skin, and once it has almost freed itself, it will back up and ram into the weak spot causing a burst that results in death. When the cow starts reverting back into beef it mustn’t be disturbed, or it will kill everything in a close proximity and then continue its process.
Audio log from interview of Scp-#-2 interview:
Interviewer: Dr.
Interviewed: A random D-Class (Scp-#-2)
<Begin Log>
Dr.: How are you feeling about this?
Scp-#-2: I am a little Scared because I am most likely going to die from this
Dr.: Yes I know, This experiment will be fatal but we need to do this for research
Scp-#-2: Yeah, yeah ok just bring me the steak so we can get this over with.
Dr.: Ok they are bringing it in any minute now.
A cook brings in the steak and sets it in fronts of the D-Class
Cook: Here is your meal!
Scp-#-2: Thanks now I can get this over with
Scp-#-2 begins to eat the steak
Dr.: how is it?
Scp-#-2: It’s pretty good I guess just tastes a little tingly other than that, it tastes like steak.
Dr.: ok I’m going to leave but every now and then I will come back to check in on you ok
Scp-#-2: Ok
<1 hour later>
Dr.: I am back, how are you feeling right now
Scp-#-2: Mainly bored because I don’t have much to do in here but just be on my phone.
Dr.: Ok, well how was the steak?
Scp-#-2: It was good except for as I mentioned before it had a slight tingly feel
Dr.: Anything else you have to say before I leave?
Scp-#-2: Yeah, how long does it usually take?
Dr.: Around the time it takes for someone to digest food so 6-8 hours.
Scp-#-2: Well this’ll be a boring while.
Dr.: yeah, well do you want anything I can get you?
Scp-#-2: Maybe some paper and pencils
Dr.: Ok I’ll get you that and then leave for a little and come back in a couple of hours.
Dr. leaves and then comes back with paper, pencils and a pencil sharpener and then leaves again
<2 hours later around the middle of the digestion process>
Dr.: Ok I’m back how are you feeling now?
Scp-#-2: good I’ve felt a little bit of movement in my stomach
Dr.: Yeah that’s normal, it’s just the cow taking shape now
Scp-#-2: Oh gosh
Dr.: anything else?
Scp-#-2: No
Dr.: Ok
<2 ½ hours later>
Dr.: you feeling good?
Scp-#-2: A little
Dr.: Yeah, the cow will start to bite your skin in 15 minutes meaning you’ll be dead in about 30 minutes.
Scp-#-2: Th-that’s nice to know
<28 minutes later>
Dr.: Hey
Scp-#-2: hi
Dr.: Looking at the x-rays the cow will break out in about 2 minutes
Scp-#-2: Ok
Dr.: How are you feeling?
Scp-#-2: My stomach is hurting
Dr.: Yeah that’s because your skin is very weak right now
Scp-#-2: I guess this is the end then?
Dr.: Yeah
Scp-#-2: Ok
2 minutes of silence goes by before the cow breaks out of the skin
Dr.: Well he’s dead now, we learned a lot from that, thank you for helping us
The doctor walks away
<End Log>






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