The B e n t Man

SCP-5069
Object Class:Apollyon
Special Containment Proceedures: You cannot contain the b e n d, it shall destroy your soul.
He requires a yearly sacrifice of a random account on the internet to keep him from b e n d i n g everything.
Description:This guy is b e n t so badly that has back has broken and the went back into place 1500 times. He wears a cyan t-shirt and is friendly when he has his random account to make clickbait videos about. His videos will always get 1 view though. The second person to view his video has their account taken next year.