My food doesn't taste right?

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Item #: SCP-5614

Object Class: Euclid

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Description: SCP-5614 is an anomalous food-related phenomenon that originates from US Army MRE's. the phenomenon in question is a form of an anomalous disease that spreads when any animals consume anything in the range of 50 meters of already infected animals which will be hereby referred to as SCP-5614-A. All recorded instances of SCP-5614-A only stay infectious for a period of approximately 6 months. However, apparently random symptoms stay permanently, with most permanent symptoms being beneficial to the infected. known symptoms of SCP-5614 include but are not limited to

over time, SCP-5614 manifests in various food-items which are hereby referred to as SCP-5614-B.

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