The Big Mac

Item#: 5003
Object class: Keter

The object is a McDonald’s Big Mac Triple with a diameter of .3 meters and has Ketchup, Lettuce, Tomatoes,Onions, Pickles, and Mustard on the burger. The burger is to be kept in a 6 meter thick, 25 meter by 23 meter cell with a reinforced steel door. No vents are to be installed into the cell. A 3 cm thick viewing window is to be the only window in the ENTIRE cell. Only authorized personnel with nostril plugs can enter the room.

ORIGINS: The burger was made in a McDonald fast food restruant In Indianapolis. The person that digested the burger experienced severe hallucinations and then mild paranoia was experienced. And the subject grew a very strong addiction to fast food. In only 5 months, the person was approximately 577 kilograms and couldn’t walk because of all the fat weighing down on his legs. The burger can reproduce out of the subjects feces and other bodily substances and fluids.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: If the burger gets out of the compound via human, the aroma of the burger will attract all humans within a 50 km radius. If the human gets attracted to the burger and eats it. The human will experience severe hallucinations and claim to see Ronald McDonald but he has white eyes and a mouth filled with fangs that are 10 cm long and they illuminate a red and yellow glow. Then, after about 2 hours of severe hallucinations, the subject claime to be “watched” by the man who is in their dreams. Any attempt to extract information from the dream ends with no results. Within a day, the subject will develop a strong addiction to fast food and will slowly kill themselves. The subjects tend to die after 6-9 months of eating fast food for every meal. Mobile teams are to locate the burger and capture it and return the burger to the compound. Upon return to the compound, all people who have diegested the burger will be exterminated by a quick blow to the temple and to be thrown out of a window, respectively 23 meters high. The extermination needs to look like an accidental death. The mourge where the bodies are stored, is to be taken out with overwhelming force. No man is to be left behind.