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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There are currently no ways to contain SCP-XXXX besides assuring every citizen within the United Kingdom has a fishing license, breathing license, or other licenses that SCP-XXXX asks/requires of individuals. Those who are not in possession of said licenses will be turned away by agents of Iota-10 agents, posing as metropolitan police.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.7-meter tall humanoid entity that can teleport to any area with the United Kingdom, now thought to be able to go anywhere in the world. SCP-XXXX wears an English reflector vest standardly equipped to the English metropolitan police of England. With a hat also commonly equipped to English bobbies, or metropolitan police officers. With a light on the very top of the helmet. SCP-XXXX has proven that it can speak multiple languages, including but not limited to, German, Spanish, Portuguese, and most commonly, British English. All persons who do not have the required licenses and will emit the following phrases: "I certainly hope you have a/an[insert name of action license]. If the response is not favorable, SCP-XXXX would pull out a solid metal nightstick and assault the person until SCP-XXXX has reasoned that the person has learned the said lesson. Dr. ██████ did tests where class-D had licenses and a control group who did not.

Below are the test results.

D-CLASS license	Fishing	Not beaten
D-CLASS license	Swimming	Not beaten
D-CLASS license|	Cycling	Not beaten
D-CLASS license|	Driving	Not beaten
D-CLASS	Fishing	Attacked
D-CLASS	Swimming	Attacked
D-CLASS	Cycling	Attacked
D-CLASS	Driving	Attacked