The Cake Man

Item #: SCP-■■■■-J

Object Class: Apollyon

Containment Procedures: Because of the anomaly's properties, containment is impossible, however site personnel are working hard to determine a way to contain the entity, but currently to no avail. (God help us all).

Description: SCP ■■■■-J is a humanoid entity measuring at normally around 2.4 meters, with a black suit covered in heavy armor plating (the material is believed to be made out of some type of metal) covering it's entire body. The only part of it's body visible is the head, which is a cake. (No this is not a joke, multiple sightings and reports confirm it.) The cake does not have any facial features or organs, simply a cake. The entity also has a gold crown equipped with blue gems attached to it made of an unknown material. The entity is believed to be, and claims to be a powerful deity.

The anomaly is believed to be invulnerable to all damage, as testing cannot confirm it, we simply have to assume with the incidents occurring with the anomaly. The entity has a special power where it is capable of, turning other entities into cake. This involves humans, animals, plants, (basically any and all organisms) and can transform inanimate objects such as appliances, vehicles, buildings, and walls, (hence why containment is impossible, seriously man, what the fuck.) And with the incident occurring with item-[DATA EXPUNGED] it is capable of transforming other anomalies into cake.

When an entity is transformed into cake, the entity changed does not have any relevance with the cake it is changed into. The cake it is transformed into is completely random in flavor, size, and ingredients. The cake in question is completely safe to consume and is literally a normal cake.

The process when an entity is transformed into cake occurs when the anomaly comes across another entity and as one report from an MTF Operative, "It fucking shoots red laser beams from it's eyes (supposedly where it's eyes would be if it had them) and just hits something and turns it into cake! Fuck this man, I'm retiring."