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SCP-XXXX at Site-777 in Sermersooq Municipality, Greenland.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is located in Site-777, in a 8 x 8 x 8 meter cubic containment space. The space must have a large entry/exit for the SCP as well as a smaller entry/exit for security personnel. Two armed, trained specialists must guard SCP-XXXX exits at all times. The larger entry/exit must be controlled only by a radio frequency transmitter so as to be activated while at a safe distance. Activating the SCP entrance manually puts the user at serious risk of harm as this SCP is known to be very dangerous in close proximities.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a navy blue Lincoln Continental. This machine has been known to consume humans in quantities up to 5 at one time. The SCP appears to increase in hunger overnight, and is eager to consume humans first thing every morning. SCP-XXXX seems to dislike the smaller humanoids, as it spits these out after a short distance; usually at a school or nursery. These must be distasteful, possibly even D class. The regurgitated humanoids are then classified as SCP-XXXX-2. These newly classified SCP's are cultivated and harvested by larger humanoids at this central location, later becoming SCP researchers. SCP-XXXX also appears to operate with a function of time warp, as the SCP-XXXX-2 humanoids are seen to grow at an alarming rate after each consumption.
It seems essential to contain SCP-XXXX in the special, larger containment zone. If the SCP is allowed to stay outside of this zone for extended periods, it accumulates a dingy outer coating known as SCP-XXXX-3. This outer coating sticks itself to anything it touches, causing these items to need immediate washing or else they may also become covered in SCP-XXXX-3 themselves. The only way to counteract the SCP-XXXX-3 is by passing it through a warm, soapy, liquid environment in which SCP-XXXX-3 is dissolved by SCP-XXXX-4; a specialized zone which emits such substances.
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