The Constructor

Item #: TBD

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
This item is to be held in a 3x3x3 meter containment cell at all times, under no circumstances may this item be removed from it’s cell unless with strict permission of 3 level 4 researchers or higher, and at least 3 level 4 class researchers or higher’s permission for testing
Following the containment breach on 13/██/██, 05-█, 05-█ and 05-█ must all give permission for the use of This Item in testing and be given a written list of all objects being used for testing with This Item
No less than 2 armed guards are to be posted outside of This Item’s Containment cell

Description:
This Item is an old Commodore Amiga found during a police raid of a terrorist base in ██████/Syria with an anonymous tip off to the authorities of suspicious activities surrounding ██████, This item has the capability of generating items out of seemingly nothing with replacement keyboards required every 10 uses as it wares out by extended exposure to laser radiation, and unless a researcher is able to acquire the object This Item
Creates, it will fall and hit the keyboard causing significant damage if the object is heavy.
To see a full list of the most recent items generated, please see the latest testing log.

The Object itself appears to be under heavy wear and tear from constant use of the terrorists

Addendum: 13/██/██
After the attempted containment breach caused by a member of the chaos insurgency with the creation of mass firepower with undercover level 4 researchers granting access before a routine keyboard swap caught him red handed,
With this the 05 council have unanimously agreed that an upgrade of containment procedures were in order and the new containment procedures were set in order. The insurgent and level 4 researchers have been administered Class-B amnestics and been restricted to Class-D

Open Testing Log 4a

This is Doctor ██████, Time of log is 2:04 pm, assisting me is Doctor ██ ███, Agent R ███ and D-48278, Caucasian, 168 centimetres and a background of self harm

D-48278 will be exposed to SCP-008 and instructed to ingest the generated pill of SCP-500 made by this object orally and stand by for later instructions

Time of log is 2:07, D-48278 has been exposed to SCP-008 and has ingest our pill of SCP-500

Time of log is 2:09, the pill appears to be functioning but at a slower rate of a real SCP-500 pill, further analysis required

Time of log is 2:13, the pill appears to have stopped functioning and regular SCP-008 effects have restarted, further analysis required to see if the generated SCP-500 pill begins to work again

Time of log is 2:14, D-48278 has succumbed to SCP-008, Agent R ███ terminated D-48278 and the body was incinerated with the on site Hazardous material incinerator

Open Doctor ██████‘s Object Request

Object	Accepted/Denied	Special Comments
1 Paper cup	Accepted	No Comments Left
1 Mechanical pen	Accepted	No Comments Left
1 Military Issue Body Armour	Denied	there should be no need for this
1 Bar of gold of 64.58% purity	Accepted (placed into storage)	Item Must Be Placed In Storage - Sorry, No Extra Pay
1 Hershey’s brand chocolate bar	Accepted	No Comments Left
1 Dell brand laptop	Accepted	No Comments Left
1 military Issue m1911a1 handgun	Accepted	Item is to be put into storage behind level 3 researcher required door
1 Pill Of SCP-500	Accepted	See testing log 4a for further details
1 box of earl gray Teabags	Denied	No Comments Left
1 snickers brand chocolate bar	Denied	Conclude This test and head to the cafeteria
1 Scientific Calculator	Accepted	No Comments Left
1 █████████	Accepted	███████ ████ ██████ ████ ███

05 CLASSIFICATION REQUIRED TO VIEW DISCOVERY OF THIS OBJECT, ANYONE WITHOUT 05 CLASSIFICATION THAT TRIES TO ACCESS THIS FILE WILL BE TERMINATED
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05 Classification accepted.

For the eyes of 05 Classification Only

The Discovery Of This Object

Log of Daniel Smith, a police chief at the █████████ police station, going through the events of the discovery of This Object, the time is 8:27 PM on 2/5/19██

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This is the log of Daniel Smith, at the █████████ police department in Syria. Today at 1:12 PM we received an anonymous tip-off of increased suspicious actions near the █████████ area, and how the terrorists are gaining a serious amount of firepower without ever leaving the room, so either there is millions of dollars worth of firepower or something else, either way we needed to intervene
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The time of this log is 11:41 AM on 3/5/19██
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We (by some miracle) successfully raided their apartment and captured all their weaponry with 1 casualty (the funeral is next Tuesday), we arrested 2 of them and shot and killed the other 3, more later, LOTS of paperwork to be done
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The time of this log is 2:15 PM on 3/5/19██
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We put the 2 captured terrorists through interrogation to try and find the source of these guns, 1 didn’t let up and the other spilled the beans right after we told him that we were going to execute them by electric chair unless they told us about the source of the weapons, he claimed that Micro computer in their apartment was the source, he said that of you typed the command “ generate_item_”insert item-name here” “ it would make anything you wanted, I thought he was taking the piss so I sent him and his friend to execution anyways
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The time of this log is 12:18 PM on 5/5/19██
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I never thought I would find a world bending, mind boggling, space time defying object in my line of work, yet here it is, on the table in-front of me, I tried out the command he told me to wright with my mind already knowing it won’t work, I wrote the command to make me an 18OZ gold bar, to my surprise it worked, it hit the keyboard with a heavy force popping out the d and h key, but hey, if this bar of gold is real buying another keyboard is the least of my worries
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The time of this log is 3:47 PM on 6/5/19██
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Someone came for it. I don’t know how they found out about it, but they did, a group of men claiming to be FBI came in and took the thing, I asked for their badges and they handed me them, they took them back as-well as the micro computer and hauled it off to their van, they looked like they were armed so I didn’t want to mess with them, however I took note of their names so I could look them up later.
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The time of this log is 4:03 PM on 6/5/19██
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When they left I hopped on the station pc and searched their names, nothing, not even a Facebook page, not on the database, these guys had no visible record I could pull up, they were off grid, and now with the computer that was originally a terrorist weapon creator, now nobody knows where that computer is, hopefully it’s destroyed, but I fear it is only fuelling another criminal organisation with the ring-leader constantly printing guns and money for The foreseeable future
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