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The Dog Toaster
Item #: SCP-3921
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3921 is to be kept in its 3x3x3m containment cell and to be unplugged at all times, unless authorized by level 3 personnel for research purposes.
Description: A regular toaster that when plugged in becomes sentient. SCP-3921 seems to have "googly" eyes attached to its side, with a dog-like face seemingly drawn with a black marker on the same side. SCP-3921 is able to speak, knowing all languages tested on it, including English and French. It is not yet known how SCP-3921 speaks; SCP-3921 has no visible audio peripherals and doesn't seem to have a "mouth" or vocal cords. It has yet to be opened as SCP-3921 seems to be glued and welded together with not screws on its external.
SCP-3921 can move by seemingly sliding on its own legs. It is currently unknown how SCP-3921 is able to move with no visible wheels, propellers or thrusters. Many researchers believe it is done via vibrations but no vibrations can be felt while SCP-3921 attempts to move.
SCP-3921 was found in south ███████ on November █ ████
Behavior notes:
SCP-3921's behavior seems to be friendly unless it has gone unused while plugged in for more than 4 hours and will become aggressive. When aggressive it will usually ramble about saving power, wanting you to use or unplug it. SCP-3921 tends to act like a dog, oftenly "borking" and "barking" in a highly obnoxious fashion. SCP-3921 has been observed to “wag” its electrical cord, even unintentionally unplugging itself.
SCP-3921 seems to have a short attention span, when asked questions it will answer but will lose any knowledge of the question after. The origin of SCP-3921 is still unknown" further questioning is needed.
SCP-3921-A: When bread is inserted into SCP-3921 it will toast it normally, resulting in a normal piece of toast without any effects after ingesting. Anything other than bread inserted into SCP-3921 will turn into toast, tasting like whatever was inserted. However, no harm is inflicted by the toast after ingesting even if it was something that would cause harm to a person’s system.
SCP-3921-B: If the power cord of SCP-3921 is plugged into anything other than an electrical wall plug the object that it was plugged into will turn into a SCP-3921-B instance. SCP-3921-B instances are seemingly mind-less pieces of toast with enough flexibility to use its edges as a method of movement. It is unknown how SCP-3921-B instances are able to do this as an autopsy revealed that no organs or inconstancies are within the toast. SCP-3921-B doesn’t seem to be aggressive, only wandering around at random directions. However, if SCP-3921-B is ingested it can cause digestive problems, rectal dysfunction, constipation, vomiting, sweating, dizziness and eventually death if no medical action is taken.
SCP-3921-C: Caused by ingesting SCP-3921-B instances. SCP-3921-C has been observed to not occur in every case of SCP-3921-B. Any instance of SCP-3921-C is to be terminated immediately unless authorized by personnel with level 4 clearance for research purposes. SCP-3921-C has been seen to occur more frequently with specimens that have the AIDS virus or Diabetes. SCP-3921-C occurs after a person has died from ingesting SCP-3921-B, reanimating the dead. Instances of SCP-3921-C will attack anything it comes into contact with, beating their target using their forearms. Once their target has died they will go into a passive state until another target is chosen. Instances of SCP-3921-C seem to not rot, although the skin of the victim will quickly become a charcoal black, and blood will run out of the eyes, mouth, and nose of the victim. It is believe that this cannot be “cured” as the victim’s organs other than the brain will not be active.
Addendum 3921.1:
While not under surveillance SCP-3921 began to talk as it was plugged in at the time, and was then unplugged until Prof. Harden was sent into SCP-3921 containment cell to question the object.
[BEGIN TAPE]
(SCP-3921 was plugged into a wall socket)
SCP-3921: Hello? Where am I?
Prof. Harnden: Hello there, I can’t tell you exactly where you are but you’re being contained here for research and to protect others from you.
(SCP-3921 seems to rotate a bit while on the table.)
SCP-3921: Contained? Seems more like imprisoned.
Prof. Harnden: I’m sorry about the look of this old place, but you may be a danger to the public.
(SCP-3921 makes a barking noise.)
Prof. Harnden: I guess that explains the dog face. Now then, SCP-3921, would you mind to answer a few of questions?
SCP-3921: Sorry, did you say something?
Prof. Harnden: I asked if you’d be willing to answer a few questions.
SCP-3921: Sure! I’ll help.
Prof. Harnden: Right… Who made you?
SCP-3921: Hm?
(Prof. Harnden sighs)
Prof. Harnden: Who made you?
SCP-3921: Oh, a lovely person-
(SCP-3921 is distracted by seemingly nothing.)
Prof. Harnden: Carry on.
SCP-3921: What were we talking about again?
Prof. Harnden: Ugh… Next question then. How are you able to move?
SCP-3921: Same way you do.
Prof. Harnden: And that is?
SCP-3921: By moving.
Prof. Harnden: Alright…. How are you able to talk?
SCP-3921: Don’t you see my mouth?
Prof. Harnden: I just see a face drawn with marker.
SCP-3921: Pardon? I wasn’t paying attention.
Prof. Harnden: Uhh… we’ll resume this later.
[STATIC]
[TAPE END]
Addendum 3921.2:
Prof. Harnden was asked to do an experiment with SCP-3921 before SCP-3921-B was Identified. The experiment included unplugging SCP-3921 and sticking its electrical prongs into soft objects.
[BEGIN TAPE]
(SCP-3921 is plugged into a wall socket by Prof. Harnden.)
SCP-3921: Oh, hi. I remember you.
Prof. Harnden: We’ll be unplugging you to experiment with your electrical cord.
(SCP-3921 proceeds to bark, Prof. Harden then unplugs SCP-3921.)
Prof. Harnden: I really don’t believe this will do anything.
(Prof. Harnden then sticks the prongs of SCP-3921 into a block of styro-foam. )
(The styro-foam then morphs into a piece of toast.)
Prof. Harnden: Woah, I guess it does do something.
(The toast beings to walk around, still being attached to the cord.)
Prof. Harnden: We’ll have to do more testing on this; I’d rather not eat this myself.
[TAPE END]
Addendum 3921.3:
More SCP-3921-B instances were created, and 2 class D personel were sent in to ingest these instances of SCP-3921-B.
[BEGIN TAPE]
Prof. Harnden over intercom: “Alright, make your way to the table.
(A sealed container that instances of SCP-3921-B are being held in sits on the table. The Class D personnel approach the container.)
Prof. Harnden over intercom: Alright, open the container.”
(The Class D personnel open the container.)
Class D 2794: Ew, these buggers are walking around
Class D 2823: What do we do with these?
Prof. Harnden over intercom: Proceed to eat them.
Class D 2794: You’re kidding me; I’m not eating these gross things
(Class D 2823 is seen eating one of the SCP-3921-B.)
Prof. Harnden over intercom: You will be terminated if you do not do as I say.
Class D 2794: Alright fine.
(Class D 2794 then begins to ingest a SCP-3921-B.)
(After 30 minutes Class D 2794 begins vomiting and Class D 2823 reports feeling light-headed, dizzy and sweaty. Visible sweat is seen on Class D 2823’s forehead.)
Class D 2794: Please, let me out of here! I’ve done as you asked now please, let me out!
Prof. Harnden over intercom: “We have to see if anything else happens.”
(Class D 2794 vomits again onto Class D 2823.)
Class D 2823: Really, you got it on me!
(After an hour, both Class D 2794, and Class D 2823 pass out and begin shivering.)
(After 2 hours they both stop moving, and Guards are sent in to move the bodies out of the containment cell.)
(Just as Class D 2823’s body is picked up by one of the Guards, Class D 2794’s body is observed to stand up.)
Guard: What the-
(Class D 2794’s flesh darkens.)
(Class D 2794 begins smacking a Guard with both its arms.)
Prof. Harnden over intercom: “God, kill that thing!”
(The second Guard then proceeds to shoot Class D 2794.)
Prof. Harnden over intercom: “We’ll have to do an autopsy…”
[TAPE END]
