The Eggplant Man

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THE EGGPLANT MAN

OBJECT CLASS: ELUCID

DESCRIPTION
The Eggplant Man is a man with bright purple skin and a heavy New York accent. He is originated in a game named DSAF but was pulled out of his game by the FBI because they wanted to arrest him for stealing kebabs. He likes to be called Dave, and addresses everyone as old sport.
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
Dave is to be kept in a disheveled crummy pizzeria run by a phone headed boss who has HAD it with Dave's CRAP.