Per 
The Golden Horse, the one who keeps the oxygen, the one who recommends stuff to us and makes us giggle and have some fun while we run around at our little gathering. C'mon bring your friends it won't hurt. There'll be drinks served at the party, heck everyone is invited.
The Golden Horse waits for the man to get on her radiation resistant, iron saddle. As she waits she notices the stars and how much beauty she could crush just with technology hidden from the public. We may was well just leak classified documents about the US Government but we'll give them a chance there. She just wants to destroy beauty, she just wants to take over the world. Certainly, there can be nothing wrong with that, we've all dreamed about it when we were still young and learning our lies.
The man arrived. They took off flying faster than any space probe or satellite, the stars were coming at them, and as they flew past the planets and the stars it caused them to blow up or go into supernova, even causing 1 hyper-nova. The horse spoke in words living off the oxygen of space, "Hey look at the quasar." she said,"What if we could use that as a lazer? But on a massive scale. You know just fire it at the solar system and say our job is done. But you know that one french SCP won't allow it."
The man spoke with a skeptic look on his face, "That doesn't sound bad. Now we may need to turn back, I want to see the destruction we made."
The horse knew what Hades Lab could do. Hell, Hades Lab can abuse the power of 50 red giants if they felt like it, but there's just not enough heat in the world for that. There's an alternative. Why not just use the stars? Light can be one hell of a slow cunt. Her Golden Mind made her crash into a star. The Solar System felt the effects of it from thousands of light years away. Upon crashing into the star, it expanded. The Star was 5 times its mass and was already about to go into Supernova. The Horse and the man went straight through the core.
The light actually seem to traveled faster than it normally did. The Horse could finally see the Earth, she looked up at the sky to see their disaster they caused. The light did travel fast. "We should just alter light and the flame is too weak. We should just blow up the sun. But the Foundation has a lot of SCPs on their back especially the french one. Why is it called a foundation? What foundation is there? All we see is an incomplete house. The frame is there but where's the foundation?" She thought to herself,"Ah, yes. A house without its foundation. Just a couple more steps to go. Pour the gasoline."
The two reached Earth. "That was a great ride." the man spoke,"Time for some more tech to be developed." The horse was tied back up in the barn. While keeping the fire going and stopping the ones who cut off its oxygen has been seen to be really efficient when you want to burn down a forest but just make sure after you're done let the fire dim a little so that you can have a little break.
Let this be a dream.
