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- Gift of the Second Sight
- A thing
- A Wandsman Walks into a Bar
- A Mekhanite and a Wandsman
- Espy XXXX
- Day has broken, my heart is no more
- Totally Not Guns Akimbo
Death.
It was commonplace in the Metal World and covered up by those who would work from the safety of shadows. Memories were but fickle nothings of broken men with too much power for their own good. The world was theirs to bend and twist and turn at a moment's notice.
But the Waste afforded none that same luxury.
Sword Saint Seiji clung to his thoughts for a moment longer before he drew his blade. The sword, Ishimagi, sung as it left its sheath. It spoke to him. Reassured the man of his duties. Wiped the doubts and guilt from his head.
And soon, it would bring death into the Waste once again.
Across from Seiji stood Lisuga, draped in tattered robes and a singed cape. His face was a stone wall with two soulless eyes that stared at him but looked nowhere. A spear cast from the remnants of the Metal World clung to his back.
Seiji sighed, shook his head, and in one swift motion drew his weapon. The Sword Saint gripped his blade tighter and crept forward. The sands shifted and screamed beneath his feet as if to stop his progression. Ishimagi sang in his hands again and drowned the voices out.
Lisuga swung his spear above his head with enough power to disturb the sand beneath him. He brought the speartip down, meeting Ishimagi and sending sparks crashing into the sand. A shard of glass, no doubt formed from the heat of the clashing metal, broke through Seiji's sandal.
Ishimagi sliced through the air, deflecting another attack. Then another. Then another. Seiji could feel the force behind each blow ripple through his arms, splintering his bones every time their weapons connected. Sweat formed on his brow as Seiji deflected the blows. The shard of glass wedged itself further into his foot as his skin sealed over it, trapping the piece within.
If Seiji could feel pain, he might have cried.
Lisuga was relentless, his form impeccable. Seiji bit back tears for a different reason now. He tried to call out to his friend, but the clang of the metal drowned out his words. Ishimagi drove Lisgua's spear into the sand and Seiji leapt away.
Heaving, Seiji wiped the blood from his brow and steadied Ishimagi. He spat, splattering a mixture of saliva and blood on the places where sand had become glass around him. Lisuga spat as well, then charged.
Seiji dipped the tip of Ishimagi into the ground slashed upward, kicking up a miasma of sand. He heard Lisuga cry out and cut in his direction, cleaving a part of his spear off. A fist connected with Seiji's face, sending him to the ground and shattering his nose. Blood pooled on his cloak, and his head rang.
He barely managed to roll away before the weapon impaled the sand next to him.
He rose, blocking another strike. Lisuga's spear was broken, replaced now with the jagged edge of a longsword hidden within the shaft of the spear.
The sun had set when the two men took a reprieve from battle. Lisuga stood, bloodied and tired with contempt in his eyes. Seiji remained uninjured. The wounds he received we nothing more than bitter memories now.
Around them, where the sands of the Waste once lay, sat glass, cold and rigid. The moonlight gave presence to a reflection.
A reflection that mocked the sword saint for his weakness.
Your loyalty blinds you. His reflection spoke.
"Quiet," Seiji retorted, his eyes not leaving Lisuga.
Seiji's reflection laughed.
You've survived worse. What's stopping you now?
Seiji said nothing. Lisuga began walking toward him, blade raised.
Lord Hubris gave you a mission. You are honor-bound to carry it out.
Ishimagi whispered something to Seiji, something that he pushed out of his mind. He needed to focus.
Even your sword knows what the right thing to do is.
Lisuga leaped into the air, bringing his sword down onto Ishimagi. Seiji's arms quivered under the force of the blow as a shockwave of kinetic energy passed through his body. The glass shattered beneath Seiji's feet, sending shards into the night sky. Seiji's reflection, now scattered, taunted him again.
You must honor the call.
Seiji closed his eyes, feeling the wind whip past his ears. He dug his heel into the ground and pivoted, slicing through Lisuga's tunic. Lisuga staggered backward, clutching his stomach.
The Sword Saint steeled his nerves and approached, taking long, calculated strides. His eyes never left his foe's gaze. His grip was ironclad, his arm like a fish moving in through the water. The Sword Saint let out a short breath and waited.
His sword met its target, and Lisuga fell to the ground in two different places.

A location within SCP-5315
Special Containment Procedures: Per the Vorona Accord struck on July 23rd, 2022, containment of SCP-5315 is under the purview of GoI-5917 ("The Wandsmen"). Complete containment methods are esoteric in nature and handled primarily by the Wandsmen. Only specially trained personnel from the Department of Tactical Theology familiar with cartographic magics, or personnel who have undergone conversion into a member of GoI-5917 are permitted access to the complete list of rituals that must be performed. Divulgence of these rituals to personnel with insufficient clearance is considered a breach of the Vorona Accord. GoI-5917 will proceed to neutralize both SCP-5315 and any personnel involved in the breach.
A 1km exclusion zone has been erected along a twelve-meter circumference around SCP-5315 to deter the inadvertent discovery of the anomaly by personnel without sufficient access or civilians. An armed team is to patrol this perimeter under the guise of park rangers preserving an endangered species of vulture. All inquiries are to be responded to with Cover Story 9 ("Endangered Species").
Explorations into SCP-5315 must be conducted by teams consisting of at least one Canary.A Canary is a designation for a type of cartographer subsect within GoI-5917., due to their immunity to SCP-5315's anti-cartographic properties.
Further explorations into SCP-5315 have been suspended by O5 Command.
Description: SCP-5315 is the designation for the extra-dimensional location located within the corpse.The corpse is approximately 4 meters in height and 3 meters in circumference at the waist. of a member of GoI-5917. SCP-5315 can be accessed freely by descending through the sternum of the corpse as if one were descending a flight of stairs. Subjects who enter SCP-5315 will invariably emerge from a lighthouse positioned at the top of a cliff.
The geography of SCP-5315 cannot be concretely defined, as infrastructure and terrain are different upon re-entry. An unknown anti-memetic force prevents the depiction of SCP-5315's landscape in any significant capacity. The only consistency in the geology of SCP-XXXX is the lighthouse that entrants emerge from. The lighthouse is always located north relative to any subject's current position.
SCP-5315 is populated by sapient, hostile entities, who should be avoided if possible. However, many of these entities can be dispatched using heavy ballistics or incendiary weaponry if necessary.
Discovery
SCP-5315 was originally discovered in 1997 by the late Senior Researcher Ahdia Alam, who led a small team.Consiting of Alam, three additional researchers, and a four-man MTF team. on an excursion through the dimension after receiving permission from the O5 Council. The team was able to successfully document SCP-5315's anomalous properties and partially transmit their findings to Site-83 before losing contact. Due to the unknown circumstances surrounding the loss of contact, and the incomplete data recovery detailing the behavior of the entities and geography within SCP-5315, the Ethics Committee ruled against further expeditions into the dimension. SCP-5315 was then contained and classified as Safe.
Shortly after its classification, SCP-5315 came to the attention of the Wandsmen, a group of avian-esque entities capable of interdimensional travel. A liason was sent to
The Re-Exploration vote
On September 12th, 2021, Site-83 received a distress signal containing the appropriate Foundation identification codes as well as footage showing the changing topology of the dimension.
<Begin Footage>
[ The camera shows the ground. The land is shifting as if something is moving through it. There is chatter in the background. The camera operator either does not notice or does not acknowledge the speakers. ]
S.R. Alam: We've been here for… a few days I think. The ground keeps changing so we can't plant anything. Food's been easy enough to find and it's safe to eat. Stress is high, but we've got each other's backs. Plus we have the Lexicon.
[ Senior Researcher Alam holds an unknown dodecahedronal shape. ]
S.R. Alam: We're going to get this to you but we… we got stuck. The lighthouse shifted and… we can't find it anymore.
[ There is a faint shrieking noise. The camera operator pans toward a large cliff face in the distance where a lighthouse is positioned at the top. The lighthouse flashes a green light in their direction. Several more faint shrieking noises are heard. ]
Unknown: Time to go.
S.R. Alam: We're still in here. Delta X-Ray Charlie Bravo Echo.
<End Footage>
Several members of the Ethics Committee were present during the initial broadcast of the distress signal and promptly proposed a vote to decide the next course of action regarding what to do with the information. After much deliberation, the decision to send a team into SCP-5315 with the primary purpose of retrieving the lost information from Alam's team was put to a vote by the O5 Council.
O5 Council vote for a secondary expedition into SCP-5315
For
O5-1, O-52, O5-3, O5-6, O5-7, O5-8, O5-10
Against
O5-4, O5-5, O5-9, O5-11, O5-12, O5-13
Motion Carries
MTF Lambda-5 was assigned to investigate SCP-5315, and Junior Researcher Umar Hadid volunteered to assist with the investigation. All personnel were equipped with a standard exploration survival pack, one large crate of surplus supplies. The following audio/visual transcript was pieced together from the body cameras of the surviving personnel.
Initial Exploration
- Chin, Gytha L5 Alpha - Team Lead
- Cresswell, Alex L5 Beta - Light Infantry
- Brown, Cordae L5 Gamma - Heavy Infantry
- Kens, Nikhil L5 Delta - Medic
- Allegre, Allison - Research Lead
- Hadid, Umar - Research Assistant
<BEGIN RECORDING>
Dr. Allegre: This is Allison Allegre of Site 83, leading the mission into SCP-5315 in order to recover the data that was lost in '97, and to hopefully locate the initial team. The date is uh… October 12th, 2021. We're inside of SCP-XXXX proper and will start exploring shortly.
L5-Alpha: Alright folks, eyes up. Don't know what kind of weird shit we're walking into.
J.R. Hadid: You got it, Gytha.
L5-Alpha: You gotta stop calling me that, Umar.
J.R. Hadid: Oh, uh right. Sorry.
L5-Beta: So, we have no maps, no real way of communicating with the other team who have been missing for well over 20 years by the way. What the hell are we doing here?
Dr. Allegre: The O5's and the Ethics Committee deemed the research significant enough for us to try and recover it. Quit complaining and start walking.
[ L5-Gamma carries a large box of survival equipment and bumps into L5-Beta. L5-Gamma says nothing. He chuckles. L5-Beta scowls. ]
J.R. Hadid: Where are we setting up camp, Dr. Allegre?
Dr. Allegre: Somewhere strategic. High altitude preferably, but any elevated area would do. Keep an eye out.
J.R. Hadid: Will do.
[ The team proceeds. Sand dunes stretch into the horizon. Several clouds overhead stray against the direction the wind is blowing and appear to be following the team. ]
L5-Delta: Well, that's odd.
Dr. Allegre: Weather anomalies are the least odd thing about this place.
L5-Delta: No, not that. That.
[ L5-Delta points due east. Approximately 500 meters away there is a weathered building with the SCP logo hanging from it loosely via cables and rebar. Protruding from the side of the building is a giant soccer ball, with spike-like extensions centered on the black pentagons of the ball. Directly underneath the soccer ball is the body of a humanoid entity in the early stages of decomposition. Skin is dried and eyes are vacant. Wounds similar to bite marks are visible on multiple parts of its body. ]
Dr. Allegre: That is… discomforting.
J.R. Hadid: It's just a dead giant. I've seen worse, right Gytha?
L5-Alpha: I'd really appreciate it if we never speak about Caesar Winters again, Umar.
J.R. Hadid: Right, sorry. Still, that's not so bad. Least it's dead.
L5-Delta: Yeah but, what made those holes?
Dr. Allegre: File said there might be hostile entities in here.
L5-Alpha: Anything more specific, Ally?
[ Dr. Allegre shakes her head. She approaches the dead entity and removes a sample of its skin, sealing it within a hazardous waste baggie. ]
Dr. Allegre: Best keep our wits about us. Umar? [ She holds out the baggie. ]
J.R. Hadid: On it. [ He takes the baggie and stores it in his survival pack. ]
L5-Alpha: Nuts up, everyone. We're going in.
L5-Beta: We're setting up camp in there?
L5-Alpha: The data might be here. Besides, would you'd rather camp in the open?
[ L5-Beta groans. L5-Gamma bumps into them again. ]
L5-Gamma: Scared?
L5-Beta: [ Scoffs ] No.
L5-Delta: Let's get inside then? Quickly.
[ L5-Alpha leads the team to the west-facing side of the building and attempts to enter via the door. The door does not open, despite repeated attempts. L5-Gamma uses the supply crate to destroy the window directly beside the door. ]
L5-Alpha: Really Cordae? Really?
L5-Gamma: [ He shrugs ]
[ The team enters the building. Dr. Allegre notes a pungent smell of nectar and milk. The fluorescent lights are either non-functioning or absent. MTF-Lambda 5 activates their flashlights. The ground level is in a state of severe disarray as if the previous occupants vacated quickly. There is a body slumped over the information desk with a spear through its back. A dried substance, presumably blood, is present on the floors, walls, and ceiling. ]
J.R. Hadid: That's not good, right?
L5-Alpha: Shh!
[ There is faint growling noise from an indeterminate source. L5-Alpha signals for L5-Beta to cover her. L5-Alpha approaches the information desk. The growling grows louder. L5-Alpha and L5-Beta move to the restrooms. L5-Gamma raises his rifle and points toward the ceiling. He holds a finger to his mouth and pokes the ceiling with the end of his weapon. ]
[ Several tendrils erupt from the ceiling, spraying L5-Delta, Junior Researcher Hadid, Dr. Allegre with debris. L5-Gamma fires into the ceiling. ]
L5-Delta: Move it!
[ Junior Researcher Hadid and Dr. Allegre sprint and take cover behind the information desk. L5-Gamma's arm becomes entangled by the tendrils, restraining it. L5-Delta draws her firearm and shoots at the tendrils. Bullet spray proves to be ineffective. ]
[ L5-Alpha is thrown out of the restroom by an unknown force. L5-Beta exits shortly after, continuing to fire back into the restroom. More tendrils emerge and attempt to strike them. ]
L5-Delta: Little help?
[ L5-Gamma is lifted to the ceiling. His arm is pulled to the next floor through a hole. He groans and pushes against the ceiling with his free hand. L5-Delta grabs his ankles and pulls down. L5-Beta shoots at the ceiling for several seconds. The ceiling cracks. A large tentacled entity falls through the ceiling and on top of L5-Gamma and L5-Delta. ]
[ L5-Beta fires at the entity, drawing its attention. L5-Alpha rises and fires upon the entity. L5-Gamma runs at the entity and wraps his hands around the densest point. Entity screams. L5-Gamma maintains his grip until the entity ceases movement. ]
L5-Gamma: [ Breathing heavily. ] Easy.
L5-Alpha: Hadid, Doc, you alright?
J.R. Hadid: Think we figured out what bit those holes.
[ Team ascends the building via the stairwell. They climb five floors before resting on the sixth. Lambda 5 scan the floor for hostile entities and find nothing. There is Foundation-brand equipment scattered across the floor, including extra provisions. L5-Delta sighs. ]
L5-Delta: Don't suppose anyone else knows a thing or two about restoring old gear to an operational standard?
Dr. Allegre: I know a few things.
<End Log>
Several documents were found in the building, including the research performed by the original exploration team.
Journal recovered by Junior Researcher Hadid from the information desk.
They're onto us. Vickar's keeping watch outside. Not like he had much choice after he fell into the well. I've been trying to keep track of where we've been but my pencils aren't working. Nothing is, really.
Morale's low. Alam says we're getting close to the exit, and the Canary backs her up. I've been trying to keep my head up but I don't know how much longer I can. I'll keep trying, for you. And for our son.
We forced the Eskor back to the first floor. Haymitch lost an eye to one of the tentacles, but at least it's underground now. Shouldn't bother us anymore.
I'm starting to get used to the jungle-y smell here. It's still plenty dank, but at least the trees give us some shade. Hell, if we weren't so bent on trying to get out of here I could see someone making a community here. Must have been the deliria delirium talking. Who in their right mind would want to stay in this shithole?
Maybe if you were here it wouldn't be so bad. Koda should be walking by now, right? I'm so sorry I missed his first steps. I'm a bad father.
I'll make it up to him. To both of you.
The Canary, Alagore something or something, keeps going on about the god damn Lexicon. If it weren't for all this fruit, I would have eaten him by now. Still might, actually, if it keeps squawking.
Recovered audio/visual transcript from the original team in 1997. The file was able to be played due to Dr. Allegre's tampering with pre-existing equipment.
<Begin Log>
S.R. Alam: [ Breathing heavily ] There's um… seven of us left. The hunters got Tommy. Threw a spear into his back right as we got to the bottom floor. He was a good kid.
[ Senior Researcher Alam sniffles. Camera shows a landscape with hexagonal planes protruding from the ground at various angles. There is a thick haze over the lens, obscuring visuals more than a few meters away from the camera. A small encampment has been set up. Foundation researchers are sorting items into various mobile containment units. The MTF team has returned from an unknown location out of frame with bundles of leaves and sticks. ]
Alagore: Is the Lexicon secure?
S.R. Alam: [ To Alagore ] Yes. [ To the camera ] We've managed to secure the Lexicon. The Canary, Alagore of Kythas, seems to believe that this object is the only way to keep some kind of malignant entity at bay in the real world.
Alagore: I don't think. I know. Just trust me.
S.R. Alam: Just have a few more preparations to make, data to log, et cetera. We'll be back in the morning.
[ Silence ]
S.R. Alam: What the hell is that?
<End Log>
Continued Expedition Log
<Begin Log>
[ Team descends from building in pairs. L5-Alpha stops them at the entrance, raises her weapon. Four quadrupedal entities are on top of the entity. They are consuming it. The entities notice the team and scurry up the giant entity's body, scaling the building, and disappearing over the roof. ]
Dr. Allegre: Absolutely fascinating.
J.R. Hadid: I… can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, Doctor.
Dr. Allegre: I'm never sarcastic, Umar.
L5-Alpha: Focus people. We have what we need, let's find our way back.
J.R. Hadid: Right, uh, sorry Gytha.
[ L5-Alpha leads the team past the giant entity. Fifteen meters away from their campsite, the team experiences major tremors. A dense fog covers the building with the Foundation logo. The source of the fog is unclear. The sand ripples, forming waves of large sand dunes that generate from the team. A thick tree spontaneously manifests beside L5-Delta. The tree ascends seemingly indefinitely, as the top cannot be seen. ]
L5-Delta: Holy-
[ More trees manifest at random. The sand folds in on itself and turns hues of black, brown, and green. All sunlight has been blocked. Various types of known and unknown flora materialize on the bark of the trees. When the transformation ceases, the team is within a jungle environment. The base camp is no longer present. ]
L5-Delta: Shit.
L5-Beta: W-were's the building? Our gear? Our… rations?
[ L5-Beta sprints away from the team and back toward where they've just come from. They knock on trees and kick up dirt. L5-Beta gets on their knees and turns over several large stones. After a minute of this behavior, L5-Beta rests on the ground with their head between their knees. L5-Gamma picks an orange from a nearby tree. After scanning it with an MMCTSD.Mobile Memetic,Cognitohazardous, & Toxicity Screening Device. he hands it to L5-Beta. ]
L5-Gamma: Scared?
L5-Beta: [ They rise and take the orange. They throw it over their shoulder. ] 'Course not.
[ The team continues north. Several roots entangle their feet but otherwise do not hinder progression. The sky is dark and illuminated by stars. Despite continuing for several hours, the night sky does not alter in any significant way. A light fog covers the trees, preventing close inspection of trees just beyond arm's length of the team. Small avian and arboreal entities glide overhead and startle L5-Beta. ]
L5-Gamma: [ Laughs. ]
[ The forest trees become noticeably thicker as the team progresses. Dark green vines are hanging between low-level branches. Vines appear to be animate. Arboreal entities with six arms and several more eyes than present on a typical mammal swing from the vines southward. The entities superficially resemble monkeys. ]
[ Glowing flora is present at the base of the trees. The color of the flora changes with proximity to the team, with flowers closer to the team consisting of various shades of blue and flowers further away possessing a red hue. There is a gradient of color expanding from the team in a circular pattern. ]
[ A pair of arboreal entities is seen sitting in the trees. The large of the two hands the smaller one a flower, which changes its shade into a pink color. The smaller entity accepts the flower and embraces the larger entity. ]
[ L5-Gamma picks a flower and hands it to L5-Beta. ]
L5-Beta: What do you expect me to do with this?
L5-Gamma: Keep it. It's good for you.
[ L5-Beta tucks the flower behind their ear. ]
L5-Delta: Aw.
J.R. Hadid: That was… surprisingly wholesome.
Dr. Allegre: You're a Foundation researcher and you find monkey-love to be wholesome? Perhaps I was wrong about you, Hadid.
L5-Alpha: With all due respect, Allison, leave the fuckin' kid alone.
Dr. Allegre: [ She scoffs ]
[ The forest leads into a clearing approximately two kilometers in diameter. There is no ambiance. Entities seen previously are absent. There is movement in the treeline, but the source is unclear. ]
L5-Alpha: Look out, we've got puppies and kittens.
[ MTF Lambda 5 raises their weapons toward the entities in the trees. They hold. Entities present within the trees retreat. A slight tremor persists for several minutes that knocks everyone off-balance. Trees to the east bend at sharp angles before contorting further. Avian entities take flight in sporadic directions. ]
L5-Delta: Anyone else have eyes on that?
L5-Gamma: Looks like you, Alex.
L5-Beta: Shut up.
[ A large, quadrupedal entity walks into the clearing from the treeline. The entity's head is obstructed by a swarm of ladybugs. Entity is approximately 1.5 kilometers in length and has thin appendages with digits that end in a sharp spike comprised of bone-like material. ]
[ Two arboreal entities, one holding a fluorescent flower, emerge from the forest near the quadrupedal entity. The quadrupedal entity attacks and terminates both creatures. A large number of ladybugs descend from the entity's head and cover the arboreal entities in their entirety. Seconds later, several loud squelching sounds are heard followed by snapping and cracking. Ladybugs retreat from the arboreal entities, revealing a patch of glowing flowers that now occupy the space they were once in. ]
[ The entity faces the team. It projects a sphere of ladybugs at the team, missing L5-Alpha by a small margin. ]
L5-Alpha: Take the shot!
[ L5-Alpha, Beta, and Gamma fire their weapons at the quadrupedal entity. Quadrupedal entity notices but is not adversely affected. Entity projects another sphere of ladybugs at the team. Team dispurses. L5-Gamma is injured. ]
L5-Alpha: Cordae!
Dr. Allegre: Fascinating…
J.R. Hadid: [ Heavy breathing. ] Doctor?
Dr. Allegre: Watch, Hadid. This is a learning opportunity.
[ More ladybugs manifest from L5-Gamma's arm wound. Ladybugs multiply to the point where they completely encompass his arm. L5-Beta sprints to him. ]
L5-Beta: Nikhil, hurry.
[ L5-Delta runs to L5-Gamma. L5-Alpha and L5-Beta fire upon the quadrupedal entity to little effect. The entity takes a step toward the team, causing tremors. L5-Delta uses a lighter to deter the ladybugs from L5-Gamma's arm. There is a large gash in his bicep. ]
L5-Delta: Little help?
[ Junior Researcher moves toward them but is stopped by Dr. Allegre before he can reach them. ]
Dr. Allegre: Just… wait a bit longer, Hadid. Take some notes. We may never get an opportunity like this again.
[ J.R. Hadid pushes past Dr. Allegre, knocking her off-balance. Dr. Allegre quickly recovers and begins documenting. J.R. Hadid applies pressure to L5-Gamma's wound while L5-Delta stitches it closed. L5-Alpha and L5-Beta retreat to the rest of the group. ]
L5-Beta: How we doin', Cordae?
L5-Gamma: [ He groans. ] Bad! How are you?
L5-Beta: Bad!
L5-Alpha: Incendiary weapons, Alex!
[ L5-Alpha and L5-Beta hostler their rifles and draw their incendiary projectile emitters. The quadrupedal entity projects another ball of ladybugs at the team, but the attack is dispelled by the fire. L5-Alpha and Beta advance. ]
[ Entity turns abruptly and uses its sharp appendages to cut through a swathe of trees. Entity retreats. L5-Alpha and Beta rejoin the group. ]
Dr. Allegre: That was interesting. Very informative. I think we all learned something, wouldn't you say, Hadid?
[ Silence ]
L5-Alpha: You got a fucking problem, doc?
Dr. Allegre: I'm here to research this anomaly, soldier. Do your job so I can do mine. Hadid?
[ J.R. Hadid rises. He looks at Dr. Allegre but does not move. ]
Dr. Allegre: Umar.
[ Silence ]
[ L5-Alpha shakes her head. L5-Beta and L5-Delta assist L5-Gamma to his feet. J.R. Hadid walks beside him, supporting L5-Gamma as he walks. L5-Beta walks up to Dr. Allegre. ]
L5-Beta: [ They spit. ] Next time, when it's you, I'll sit back and watch too.
Dr. Allegre: [ She scoffs ] So it's like that then.
L5-Beta: You're god damn right.
[ There are faint sounds of shrieking heard. The source of the sound is unclear. ]
L5-Alpha: We're getting closer. Let's jus-
[ Camera footage terminates. ]
<End Log>
Third Exploration Log
Audio/visual surviellance stitched together from the body cam footage of the surviving members of the expedition team.
<Begin Log>
[ Footage starts, much of the visual is corrupted and is often interrupted by static. The land appears to be made of a metallic substance. Hexagonal structures are protruding from the ground at random intervals. Dried viscera and evidence of scratches are present.The pattern of the narrow furrows imply that the scratches were produced by nails or claws.. There is heavy breathing from the body-cam operator. The operator looks at his hand. He is carrying an incendiary weapon covered in blood and viscera. He is trembling. ]
J.R. Hadid: G-Gytha, look.
[ Camera pans to show a makeshift encampment, recently occupied.In the fire-pit at the center of the encampment there are embers present that are still burning.. There are tents crafted from sheet metal, wood, and cactus fiber. There are several holes in the tents indicative of burning and tearing. ]
L5-Alpha: Keep your hand on that flamethrower Hadid. Nikhil.
L5-Delta: I'm on it.
[ L5-Delta examines one of the tents. After several seconds, he emerges and assists L5-Beta in laying L5-Gamma inside. L5-Gamma is shivering but says nothing. ]
L5-Delta: I need time to mend Cordae's fever and disinfect his arm again.
L5-Alpha: How much time?
L5-Delta: As much as you can give me till we're back.
[ L5-Alpha nods. She looks at Dr. Allegre for several seconds. ]
Dr. Allegre: Got a problem, Chin?
L5-Alpha: Not for much longer I hope. You two, stay here and keep an eye out. I'm gonna see if there's a way up there.
[ L5-Alpha departs in a westward direction. Dr. Allegre enters the tent with L5-Delta. ]
L5-Delta: What.
Dr. Allegre: Just… trying to lend a hand.
L5-Delta: [ He sighs ] I need pressure here.
[ Junior Researcher Hadid points north. Approximately 3km away from the encampment is a cliff face with a lighthouse at the top of it. The lighthouse is emitting a green light. ]
J.R. Hadid: That's the lighthouse from the distress signal, right?
L5-Beta: Y-yeah. We're almost there.
J.R. Hadid: What's wrong?
L5-Beta: Nothing just… it's Cordae.
J.R. Hadid: He'll be alright. He's big enough to eat me.
L5-Beta: [ They laugh ] And me.
J.R. Hadid: Think Gytha will find a way up there before the land changes again?
L5-Beta: Course she will. C'mon, let's take a look around here. That lost data might be in this campsite somewhere.
[ L5-Beta explores the encampment, accompanied by Hadid. There are several decomposed bodies in various positions throughout the area that are dressed in Foundation attire consistant with the 1997 standard.DNA analysis confirmed that the bodies belonged to the original team that lost contact with the Foundation in 1997. They had been decomposed for approximately 23 years.. Hadid uses a knife and several hazardous waste baggies to collect samples from the bodies. ]
L5-Beta: Gross.
J.R. Hadid: I know but… it's necessary, ya know?
L5-Beta: Doesn't make it any less gross, man.
J.R. Hadid: Wha- I- nevermind.
[ L5-Beta and Hadid enter a large tent. Inside they collect various holographic schematics display modules which are located near the deceased. There is a long rectangular table with thirteen seats in the center of the tent. All seats are occupied by a corpse. ]
J.R. Hadid: Alex, look.
[ Hadid approaches the table. He examines the bodies on one side of the table. L5-Beta does the same on the other side. At the head of the table is a female corpse. Hadid gasps and falls. L5-Beta raises her incendiary projectile emitter at the corpse. ]
L5-Beta: You alright?
J.R. Hadid: Don't burn her!
L5-Beta: Hadid?
J.R. Hadid: That's… that's my… mom.
[ L5-Beta lowers their weapon. ]
L5-Beta: Are you sure?
[ Hadid experiences emotional distress. He nods. There is a faint shrieking sound. L5-Beta assists Hadid in standing. They flee the tent and return to the encampment. L5-Delta and Dr. Allegre are assisting L5-Gamma in walking. ]
[ Seconds later, L5-Alpha returns. She is firing bursts of flame behind her as she is pursued by an unknown amount of entities approximately 1km behind her. Entities are humanoid, bipedal, and emaciated. Wing-like protrusions are present where the arms should be. Entities are shrieking. ]
L5-Alpha: Tits up! Tits the fucking up!
[ L5-Alpha and L5-Beta fire at the entities. Entities are deterred by the flame and remain just out of its reach. ]
L5-Alpha: I found a way out!
[ Team proceeds to walk behind L5-Alpha and L5-Beta while they continue to deter the entities with the flame. Visibility is greatly reduced. Individual voices cannot be heard as the shrieking is louder than the team. There is a tremor.Judging by the sudden vertical vibration from all body cams. that causes the entities to disperse. ]
[ When it is clear, the team has arrived approximately 1km from the lighthouse. A large, gaunt quadrupedal entity is approximately 3km behind the team. Entity's head is obscured by the presence of ladybugs. Entity is the apparent source of the tremors. ]
J.R. Hadid: I-I… I can't anymore.
L5-Alpha: You have to, Hadid.
[ L5-Alpha is holding a dodecahedron in her left hand and an incendiary projectile emitter in her right. She holds the object in front of Junior Researcher Hadid's face. ]
L5-Alpha: Just keep it together a little longer. I promise.
L5-Delta: Captain! Cordae he's-
[ L5-Gamma collapses. The wound on his arm has reopened. From the wound, ladybugs emerge and begin to consume his skin. L5-Delta, L5-Alpha, and Dr. Allegre attempt to remove the ladybugs from L5-Gamma but are unsuccessful due to the sheer quantity of them that has amassed. Junior Researcher Hadid raises his weapon behind the group. ]
J.R. Hadid: G-get down!
[ The emaciated bipedal entities converge on the group. L5-Alpha, -Delta, and Dr. Allegre lay flat on the ground beside L5-Gamma. Hadid fires a burst of flame at the entities, deterring them and causing a presumed panicked response. Entities shriek. ]
[ The ladybugs disintegrate from the heat of the flame. L5-Gamma's arm has been reduced to the bone. Small amounts of flesh are still present. He groans. L5-Alpha gets up and assists L5-Gamma to his feet. L5-Delta and Dr. Allegre get up shortly thereafter and sprint northward. ]
L5-Alpha: Inside!
[ L5-Gamma and Hadid enter the lighthouse. Bipedal entities can be seen 2km away from the lighthouse. Entities are shrieking and sprinting. L5-Delta enters the lighthouse. ]
L5-Alpha: Wait.
[ Dr. Allegre attempts to enter the lighthouse but is pulled back by L5-Alpha. She points her incendiary projectile emitter at her before backing into the lighthouse and closing the door. ]
Dr. Allegre: What the fuck are you doing?!
[ Dr. Allegre attempts to open the door but is unable. ]
Dr. Allegre: Fuck!
<End log>
Vorona Accord Signing
On July 23rd, 2022, Site Director Chin and the Wandsman Liason were able to successfully strike an accord. The Wandsman would be responsible for maintaining the containment of SCP-5315 and the entities that can be found therein in exchange for a cessation of Foundation efforts to contain any multiversal related anomalies without Wandsman acknowledgment.
Further expeditions into SCP-5315 have been deemed an unnecessary breach of the Vorona Accord.
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The Maxwellist drew a sharp breath as the swamp water rippled around him. He stood still as a log, knee-deep in that water, waiting for the Gatormen to lose interest in him and pursue easier prey.
But the risk of staying in that backwater town… He shook his head at the thought.
The Map he stole acquired hardly seemed worth the trouble now, but he'd sunk so much effort into getting it that ditching the parchment would have been a foolish decision. He could use it, of course, but at the risk of turning into one of those things? No amount of molting, squawking, and interdimensional responsibility would have changed his mind.
Not to mention his cybernetics wouldn't work with that form.
The vulture creature in the cage behind him squawked, rattling the airboat and disturbing the water. The man's quantum heart beat faster in his steel chest. He let out that breath, if only for a moment.
"Shut ya mouth, boy," He whispered, eyes darting to either side of the airboat for the Gatormen that no doubt knew where they were now, "You'll git us killed."
"Give me my Map and I can get us out of here."
"Not a chance," He said, stuffing the Map down his pant leg.
The vulture flapped its wings, banging against the cage. The sound carried on the water, and something in the distance snapped.
"I'm going to enjoy eating you when you die."
The vulture squawked loudly and flapped its wings. The ripples in the water changed. That Gatorman might have figured out where they were now.
"Why? Am I bothering you?"
"
Espy XXXX
Type: Kahtar
How to stop it: The Espy fears the flame, and so the fires outside of its cave must stay lit at all times. Remain watchful so they do not go out, lest the Espy goes free. Every third moon, when the sky is void of stars and the wind cannot be felt, a soul chosen by the people and blessed by the Emtif Etain must enter the cave of the Espy. There, they must throw themselves into its gaping maw. They will endure no pain, for the journey to Abirt's realm is a peaceful one. This must always be done.
What it is:
- 000
- 000R
- 000 pacu teu cu
- MekaGojiStudios’ Proposal
- SCP-002-JP
- 007geko
- 0087384038-K8
- 00DoubleOh
- 00Setsuna
- 01010000 01101001 01111000 01100101 01101100
- 0110
- 00110100001101100011010100110010
- That one weirdo
- Operation “Gilbert”. 020
- 02-Rei-Field-02
- 02-Rei-Field-02 (1)
- 030-1
- 030-2
- 034
- 041's Sandbox
- 049
- 049-J-2
- SCP-XXXX (Intelligent Crow)
- 049 lemon
- 049's girlfriend
- SCP-049-Vp
- 049 y 343 Test
- SCP-3278
- 05-0
- ??? 05/05/2018
- SCP 6914
- 05-13A73
- Mr Maryot
- 053 works at IKEA | Fuck Logic | Cringe.Jpg
- Dr freemen
- [[[05-987 | SCP-XK-001-X THE POWER (SPANISH)]]]
- Join us - SCP-4091
- 05-b
- Child Agent Requirements
- 05-DrChan
- Arthur's autobiographical article
- 05 REDACTED | DATA_EXPUNGED#9372
- 05-Tyndall
- 06113
- 0_67
- 682-J - Hard-To-Deny Reptile
- 08 Council Regulations
- 090
- 094
- 096
- ChaosSins Joke SCP
- 096's Twin
- SCP-096 Termination Log
- 096 TERMINATION RECORDS
- 097854137908312867
- 0Alias0
- Plastic Box
- 0bAm3
- 0bs0l3t3
- SCP-4752: The True Ditto
- 0bx1
- Hands of the torturous god
- 0I
- 0Luna123
- 0Luna123-2
- Uncontainable Bouncy Ball
- 0n_n0
- "Oh, what a REDACTED world!"
- 0Perf
- SCP-9601
- SCP-170-J
- 0rdnajela's: "The Suspicious Chicken"
- SCP-14012
- Dr Manusin
- Underture
- 0V3RL0RD
- 0verandoverandover
- 0V-Man4
- 0x<x>x0
- SCP- 1847: Harold the every-Fox
- 10000k
- BALLS
- SCP-8003
- 1002941
- 100523
- 100% boyo
- 100-PCS
- 101102-012
- 102003
- SCP-6709
- 1024ping
- 10291
- 1029384756TYR
- mercked2
- 1-057917-714
- 1060Gtx
- 106 Termination Log
- RobinDrake
- Silent Hill Inspired SCP
- 10DryDays's Sandbox II
SCP-5979 drifted through space, his thoughts set on one destination: Earth. He'd been traveling in her direction since the Canis Major galaxy, a journey well over a million cycles by his calculations. But it was worth the time. For her.
When felt his atmosphere enter the warmth of the Milky Way, he could feel her pull, however faint it was. Nearly there now. A few parsecs more at best.
He called out to her, desperately wanting to hear her voice again. There was another celestial displacing the gravity near her. Was it Sol?? Maybe. But why did she feel so… different? The gravity felt strange, violent even, like a hurricane.
He drifted faster through the edge of the system, shattered a few lesser planets who had the misfortune of getting in his way.
Earth was silent. Where had her voice gone, he wondered. Was she okay?
"The Hateful is coming." Sol transmitted.
"What have you done to my love?" He said, breaking a moon that had no place being there in the first place. Storm clouds brewed on his surface, shattering the mountains that had grown over the last billion years.
It hurt. He cared not.
Sol no longer transmitted to him. She grew cold. And hateful. Not unlike the Hateful himself. He knew him well and despised him just as much. They had an accord. Had it been broken?
He called to Earth again, louder and more frequently than before. His love was silent.
Just a few more parsecs, then he would see her again and get to the bottom of this.
As he drifted into the Solar System, he slowed. Cruel as Sol was, they had an accord. He did his best to avoid shattering the lesser planets on his path. Pluto was dragged into his orbit by accident, as was Neptune and her moons. He stayed loyal to Earth, and ignored them.
Even when they warned him about what happened.
He moved past Saturn, silently wishing for her destruction. It was her advice that drove him from this place a quadrillion years ago. Saturn looked to him and said nothing.
Jupiter tried to stop him. Spare him from something, the king said. He paid him no mind. The king was tiny compared to him. And what did he and his thousand moons know about love? About loyalty?
He looked past Mars, who was just as quiet as Saturn, and saw his love. She was there, alive but not living. The forests had died, leaving her shades of brown, blue, and red. Those tiny creatures that were on her were different now. Filled with… love. Was this Sol's doing?
Earth completed her day cycle and turned to face him. She was barely hanging onto what made her… her. The storms on his surface calmed, replaced by long, steady rainfall.
"What has happened, starlight?" He asked.
"The Hateful is coming." She answered, turning from him.
The man without skin hung from the ceiling by the hooks in his back. He hadn't slept in day; the pain was always too great to allow him to slip into unconsciousness. His muscles ached from exposure. He dared not try to move, as the hooks would only dig deeper into his shoulder blades. He would have screamed if not for the fact that his vocal cords had been removed. The only noise he could make were wet gargling sounds.
"Ahhhhhh!" He croaked.
The man without skin found himself wondering what he did to land himself in this situation. Still, as much as he raked his memory, there was nothing that he could think of that would lead to whatever kind of karmic injustice he was facing.
Of a more important note, Gytha Chin lost her promotion to that son of a bitch Gerald. Mr. Marshall said that her methods of dealing with deadbeats were "too brutal" and "an unnecessary use of lethal force".
As if skinning someone alive and tearing out their vocal cords were unnecessary. That rich bastard didn't know anything.
You can't afford to be soft in this business, and Gytha always got results quicker and better than anyone else in the Enforcement Branch.
Yet somehow Gerald got promoted to Head Enforcer.
Gytha had taken out her frustration by combing through criminal databases. It didn't take long to find Mr. Tipanni though. She cross-referenced the files she found with the ones Mr. Marshall kept in his database and made a lovely discovery. Not only had Mr. Tipanni been a registered sex offender (the details of which Gytha wished she hadn't learned about), but he also owed Mr. Marshall quite the sum of money.
He wasn't her assignment, or anyone else's at the time. Naturally, Gytha took it upon herself to get ahead of the curve and knock some sense into Mr. Tipanni, something Gerald wouldn't have done in a million years. It also helped to have something to take her frustration out on.
She'd been using the proper amount of force on the man for no more than three days and was starting to feel just a little bit better about her situation.
"How we feeling today, Tipanni?" She asked.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Why, I'm fine thanks for asking. I'm sure Gerald's fine too. More than fine actually. You know he bought a fucking Audi yesterday? Cash."
"Ahhhhhh?"
Gytha set down a bag of tools on a rolling table and wheeled it next to Mr. Tipanni. She fished around the bag for a minute before withdrawing a scalpel. She took out a lemon and cut into it, emptying the contents into a small glass. She took out a salt shaker and sprinkled some of the flakes into the lemon juice before dipping the scalpel in the mixture. Gytha turned back to Mr. Tipanni.
"That should have been my Audi, Tipanni. I've worked for this damn company for five years. Five years Tipanni, and what do I get?"
Gytha brought the scalpel to Mr. Tipanni's chest. His nipples were still attached to him.
"Nothing."
She brought the scalpel downward slowly, cutting away at the last part of Mr. Tipanni's skin. He screamed. Blood collected in his throat and he spat. Gytha groaned.
Mr. Tipanni just ruined her favorite shirt.
"Gah! You fucking slob!" She stabbed him.
"AHHHHHH!"
Gytha pulled out the scalpel and wiped it on her now ruined shirt. She dipped it in the salty lemon water again and collected herself. Deep breaths in, deeper breaths out. She stood up straight and adjusted herself. Her eyes met Mr. Tipanni's and she smiled.
"I apologize, Mr. Tipanni. I should have been more… considerate."
"Ahhhhhhh."
"You know," She began, folding Mr. Tipanni's recently departed nipple in her hand, "Gerald's got skin too, doesn't he?"
"…Ahhhhhh?"
"Yeah, he does. It would certainly be a shame if something, or someone, happened to separate him from that skin he cares so much about."
The skinless man stopped moving. Gytha slapped him across his cheek, splattering tiny amounts of blood on the floor. She wiped her hand on her more than ruined dress.
"Ah, who am I kidding. Mr. Marshall wouldn't approve of corporate espionage. Maybe if I-"
Knock.
There was only one person in the entire world who knocked with a single knock. Gytha groaned and put on her best, fake smile.
"Hello, Amir," She said.
"Mrs. Chin," Amir replied.
Amir was as dry as ever, both in the amount of moisture in his skin and in his personality. He wore a dry, three-piece suit that was three different shades of grey. He had a tightly combed mustache with thick, bushy eyebrows that were a mix of grey and black hairs. The hair on his head had all but fallen off, and Gytha made the horrible mistake of pointing that out once. Amir's grey eyes looked empty as if the piece of him that made someone human was gone.
"What's this?" He asked.
"A scalpel, some lemon water for the mind." Gytha shrugged.
Amir pointed to Mr. Tipanni's fleshless body, "And that?"
"Getting ahead of schedule, unlike some people."
Amir cocked his head to the side.
"Look, I don't have to explain anything to you."
"This wouldn't have anything to do with Mr. Beck's promotion, would it?"
Gytha chuckled, "No, of course not. Why would it?"
"You have a tendency to overreact."
Gytha buried the scalpel into Mr. Tipanni's eye.
"AHHHHH?!"
Gytha sighed, "I understand how some people can find my methods… unorthodox. But those people need to understand that they are effective."
Amir shook his head and took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to her, "Mr. Marshall has an assignment for you. Guns Akimbo."
Gytha raised an eyebrow, "Full arsenal?"
"You're dealing with anartists, not terrorists. Class 2."
"Rules?"
Gytha removed the scalpel from Mr. Tipanni, taking the eye with it. His cries were drowned out when she tore open the envelope. As she read the contents of the brief, she furrowed her eyebrows. First, she lost the promotion, and now this? This must be some kind of joke.
Gerald must be laughing his ass off right now.
Gytha forced herself to smile, "I'd be happy to oblige."
Paul cringed when he smelled blood inside the auction house. Seems even the most wealthy people aren't above savagery. The only difference between him and them was money. And status.
Fucking aristocrats.
"You finally gonna tell me just what the fuck we're looking for?" Paul asked, adjusting the clothes that still didn't feel quite right on him. He was still trying to get used to his new body.
And he couldn't wait to get back into his old one.
Mark threw his arm around Paul and rubbed his shoulder, "It's something neat. A real pinch hitter. An art kit."
"An art kit or an art kit Marky?"
Mark pointed at something on the other side of the auction house. Behind a glass case, on a marble pedestal, was a leather-bound briefcase. Paul could feel something radiating from the object. It was full of exploits, loopholes in reality, and it was probably non-Euclidean. On top of everything, Paul could feel the darkness pouring out from the object.
Mark shot him a smile and started making his way across the auction hall, inviting Paul to follow him. With reluctance, he did so, trying to blend into the crowd of people he hated. The darkness struck a nerve in him. Mark stopped in front of the object and looked back at Paul.
Paul ducked into the shadows and made his way to the woman's bathroom.
Gytha swallowed her pride and rage, and slipped in a nicer looking outfit: a standard Enforcer suit fully equipped with front-pocket pants and three pairs of sunglasses. Perfect for almost any scenario, especially auctions with rich twats that had too much money for their own good. Of course, Gytha would never let Mr. Marshall know that's what she thought of the patrons.
He'd never let her see the light of day again if that happened.
Gytha sighed. At least she didn't have to wear a fake smile around these people.
She adjusted the pistols in her pockets as she walked into the auction house from the back entrance. Another security guard nodded at her as she passed and she nodded back. She made her way to the restrooms, as good a place to start as any.
People had a weird tendency to hide out in bathrooms when they suspect they're being hunted.
And the bathrooms were a great place to remove someone's life discretely if need be.
Someone was already in there when Gytha walked in. She didn't carry the usual attitude rich people had; there was no sense of superiority or snobbiness coming from her. Her dress was green and simple compared to the overly garish clothes everyone else wore. She looked relatively normal yet there was something about her that was off. Something dark.
Gytha had only seen the darkness in a few places before. The weird, magic items she was tasked with making sure got paid for weren't all dark, not even the ones that leave you worse off.
No, that darkness lingered with only one type of thing: Something heinous and wicked. She'd only seen it in her brother before, and now she saw it in this woman.
With apprehension, she approached, "You're a new face."
"I guess," She said.
It's even in her voice.
"Who're you with?"
"Just a friend."
"Which friend?"
"Oy Gevalt lady, I don't have time to play twenty questions. I gotta go."
"Wait-" Gytha grabbed the woman by her arm.
In an instant there was a flash of light, then the entire world went black. Gytha stood in the void, and there was a man standing there with her. She was holding his arm the same way she was holding the woman.
The man looked frightened, his eyes were wide and his pupils were tiny black dots. Gytha could see him sweating behind a dirty grey sweatshirt. She stared at him for a while, and then the man pulled away from her.
She was thrust back into the bathroom with the woman, who was now walking out of the door. Gytha blinked a few times then drew both pistols and followed her.
"Marky," Paul whispered, his eyes darting back to the restrooms, "Someone knows."
Mark had the art kit in his hands and walked with him toward the wall. They clung to the shadows, Mark grinned.
"Relax man. Exfiltration, then we're gold! Rent's paid, the job's done, your grandmother and her rug can rest peacefully. We've got time to screw with these assholes for a bit like old times, if you want."
Paul grabbed Mark's arm and pulled. His smile faded a bit, "No man, you don't get it. We have to get the fuck outta here now. There was this girl and she-"
BANG.
The bullet missed Paul's head by a hair. It left a rather unusually sized hole in the wall beside him. Both he and Mark turned around and saw that the crowds had dispersed. People were running out the door, cramming themselves through it like anchovies in a can. They were tripping over themselves, and Paul could have sworn he saw someone else snatch something from a display case.
Amid the chaos, there was a woman in a suit dual-wielding pistols.
Mark looked at Paul, then back at the woman.
"Well that's not good.."
"Is she dual weilding pistols?"
"Yeah… that's really not good."
They ran, just barely avoiding another gunshot from the woman pursuing them.
The crowd was all but through the door now, but still too dense of Mark and Paul to weave through in time. There was another shot, and a man fell to the ground behind them.
Paul sprinted toward the wall; there was another door at the opposite end of the auction house. If he could just make it there, then maybe he could-
BANG.
Paul's kneecap shattered. He tumbled to the floor and slid. He wasn't sure how he could get rugburn on his face from a marble floor but didn't have the tiem to question it. Mark hauled him to his feet and opened the briefcase.
Inside were a bunch of tools, pencils, markers, a canvas that was too long to fit inside of such a small thing, and a few other objects Paul couldn't make out.
Mark closed the briefcase and drew a crudely shaped Way onto the canvas.
BANG.
Mark yelped as a bullet grazed his shoulder. The pencil he used flew out of his hands. He threw the briefcase on the canvas and it sank within the white sheet. He looked at Paul, who was staring down the barrels of their attacker's pistols.
Then Mark grabbed him and fell onto the canvas just before another bullet left its chamber.
Gytha stopped herself from pulling the trigger again as she watched two men fall into a painting. She laughed.
Gerald couldn't see this from the office he stole from her now could he?
"Anartists," She thought aloud.
The auction house was a complete mess. A man was dead, again. Two of the objects was stolen, and in the chaos no one bothered to clean up after themselves.
God damn aristocrats.
She sighed and holstered her pistols. She took a seat at the bar, called a number on her phone, and waited for Amir to show up. There was no way she was going into a painting by herself without back up.
Hopefully Mr. Marshall won't mind the mess.