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SCP-XXXX - The Man

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard human containment cell measuring no less than 5m x 5m x 5m. SCP-XXXX-3-a is to be kept in the next cell over of the same size. Personnel should attempt to keep a distance of at least five meters from SCP-XXXX, and are under no circumstances to answer any question asked of them by SCP-XXXX.

Description: Male, Caucasian man in mid-40s dressed in business-formal attire. "Are We Cool Yet" may or may not be tattooed onto the back of the neck or written on his tie or something.
SCP-XXXX has been shown to require no sustenance, and is not considered an organism.