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Item #: SCP-5157
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5157 is to be contained in a chamber 5 x 5 meters in diameter, with a regular flow of oxygen to be maintained. The chamber is to be furnished with lounge chairs, a small table, a small refrigerator with a supply of food (which will be refilled once a week), and a television with 3 pre-set channels on a loop, all of which should be from National Geographic.
Description: SCP-5157 is a slightly overweight human male, which claims to be the age of 32 (and three quarters) but is tested to be over 3,000 years old (3,483 to be exact). SCP-5157 is sentient and is tested to have an IQ of 126.
Prior to SCP-5157s containment, SCP-5157 was equipped with a lab coat (SCP-5157-01) a small pistol, which has been confirmed to be powered by a form of plasma nitrate (SCP-5157-02) and another weapon of sorts, which contains a collapsed wormhole inside a containment cell (SCP-5157-03). Based on current research, SCP-5157-03 is capable of time travel.
The following is an interview conducted with SCP-5157 just prior to its containment.
LOG 0001-1
Dr. █████: Hello, my name is Dr. █████, we are just going to ask you some questions, but before we begin is there a name you would like to be called?
SCP-5157: Fuck you assholes! [indecipharable]-
Dr. █████: I am going to ask you again, is there a particular name you would like to be called?
SCP-5157: Look, I don't want to be here, and I'm sure you don't want to be here too, so why don't we just go our separate ways huh?
Dr. █████: Could you please answer the question?
SCP-5157: [pause] fine. My name is Davey. Davey Cocksucker! [laughing]
(after a week of containment and rehab, SCP-5157 is interviewed again)
LOG 0001-2
Dr. █████:
