hamburger (scp - 7834833182823)

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scp 7834833182823 tested with other scps;
i will make a containment breach to get more hamburger!
-scp 682
*grind noises*
-le peanut
AAAAUGH, EEAUUGH!
-scp 096
after testing with them, they became friendly. we dont know how scp 173 devoured it but he fixes broken necks now (somehow)
testing on human:
depressed man——> got a job and became a happy millionare
happy man :same as depressed man
Extra :
testing with Eric's toy: *tada sound plays*
However, it has side effects. after tested with a apollyon / keter /thaumiel classes. it can cause an
XK END OF WORLD scenario
we know that because no healing/immortality effects work and they cant use abilities too
so we terminated 001 , the galactic girl thingy and 106.
now to the safe classes… they become the most powerful thing and must be incinerated while being fired at with 100 plasma guns.
it also regenerates within 0.000000000000001 nanosecs and is more effective than the 49(fourty nine) red pills. Why? it cures diseases right after 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds when its taken orally.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""tldr:""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dont give it to keter/safe/thaumiel/appolyon classes
its infinite
cures everything
makes you happy
and makes you have a 99.99999999999999999999999999999 chance of being a multimillionare