Terry

SCP 4343-J "Terry from down the road"
Object Class:frankly disgusting Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 4343-J is to be contained in his ugly as hell house down the road. He is to be fed taco bell like a fat slob every day.
Description: SCP 4343-J is a balding middle aged man. He always appears to have sticky and disgusting Cheetos crumbs all over his wife beater. He wears cargo shorts they do not match his shirt and it's embarrassing. He works at the cable company █████ he is terrible at his job. SCP 4343-J also owns a ███9 truck made by the company Ford. He gets in his truck every morning and drives down the road, but after he passes the corner his car stops moving cause it sucks and doesn't continue until 7:35 in the afternoon where SCP 4343-J will turn and return home. Anyone who lives down the road to SCP 4343-J will experience its anomalous properties, every weak SCP 4343-J will come down the street inviting everyone to his BBQ and proclaiming how good his steak is it's fucking fatty and disgusting. If anyone goes to the BBQ they will find it contains 2 stained with bird shit wooden tables, 1 elongated table with a table cloth made of plastic silk, 4 bowls 1 containing mashed potatoes rubbery as hell 1 containing chips of the BBQ flavor 1 containing assortments of vegetables at least there's SOMETHING healthy and 1 containing salsa, there will also be 2 plates 1 containing steak and 1 containing an assortment of cheeses, there will also be 30 bottles of poison alcoholic beverages, and there will be a grill. No matter how many people enter the party there will always be 15 people there, where they come from is his fat rolls currently unknown. Anyone who goes to his BBQ's claim it smelled like ass "I had my doubts but he cooks a MEAN STEAK!". Despite all conversations with the steak it does not appear to be "mean" nor sentient at all, after researching this matter we realized that they just meant he cooks good steak. Staff who tried the steak outside of the BBQ claim "it tastes like paper and sweat".