The Telecatnises

SCP 1625

Telecatnises

Subject class: SAFE

DESCRIPTION
The Telecatnises is a entity in the rough shape of a British Shorthair breed of cat named Banksy. It is highly intelligent, can speak, and has an enormous ego. It likes to eat, and then puke on the floor.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE
The Telecatnises should be given a replica of an average suburban American household to live in, but should also be able to freely roam through the rest of the foundation, albeit with two guards near it at all times.