The reality egg (Joke SCP)

BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file is Level 6 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

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51e7ff7ee10fabb1bca1f743ce8cb78e_1627763462

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Item#: XXXX

Level6

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

Apollyon

Disruption Class:

Ekhi

Risk Class:

critical

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Special Containment Procedures: Any person reading this document must take class A amnestic after reading including 05 council. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a sealed chamber in the middle of █████████████. The cell of SCP-XXXX is padded and buried. If this article must be edited then the editor must be willing to be terminated after editing this article. If SCP-XXXX is to breach containment then several MTF willing to be terminated after this mission will be sent out to retrieve SCP-XXXX and put it inside the containment chamber. After this the MTF are to be terminated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard egg. Any person that knows of SCP-XXXX feels a need to break it. After testing it has been realized the SCP-XXXX is the containment for the universe and breaking it will cause the universe to consume itself.

TEST XXXX/1
Subject	D/XXXX/1
Protocol	D/XXXX/1 was told that SCP-XXXX is an egg. D/XXXX/1 was then locked in a steel room with researchers watching him at all times
Results	D/XXXX/1 brole several bones to try and open or break the door. D/XXXX/1 repeated the phrase “I need SCP-XXXX, I need the egg!” up until termination.

NOTICE FROM THE 05 COUNCIL

The researchers that observed TEST XXXX/1 were also affected by SCP-XXXX. There is to be no further testing

— 05-7