The Ridonkulous Man

Item #: SCP-4165

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4165 is to be kept in a room specially modified with the ability to alter the fundamental physical and even mathematical laws of the space inside, allowing for conditions such as those where any known form of information, and any form of matter or energy, would be annihilated. The entrance to the room will be a gate containing an Einstein-Rosen bridge, the gate itself being guarded by three Class D personnel at any given time, and requiring at least Level 4 clearance to access and unlock.

SCP-4165 is not to be allowed within a 10 kilometer radius of SCP-2455, due to [REDACTED] being caused every time, seemingly independently of SCP-4165's will.

  • Adjacent cell has been converted into a 24/7 manned monitor/guard station, where the controls for SCP-4165's room are kept
  • Windows have been removed.

Description: SCP-4165 is a reality bender with the appearance of a human being in its 20s. SCP-4165's apparent height, mass, race, ethnic grouping, and even sex seem to be highly fluid, and liable to change at any point in time. Notably, all apparent changes in SCP-4165's mass seem to only be changes in muscle mass; at no point does SCP-4165 increase in fat.

SCP-4165 displays childlike personality traits, often doing things solely to amuse himself or those he considers his friends

When left alone, SCP-4165 will start to engage in destructive behaviors using its reality bending capabilities. Initially, SCP-4165 will cause relatively minor incidents, such as the spontaneous combustion of forests and sudden earthquakes. However, these destructive acts escalate at an exponential rate over time, and by a month's end, SCP-4165 will be causing spatial and temporal distortions that, left untreated, will cause

Physical analysis has discovered many anomalous properties inherent within SCP-4165, the first being that SCP-4165, despite appearing to take up space, does not contain any properties of space or time whatsoever.

When SCP-2455

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