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Experiment 173
Anomaly involved: 173
Test:173 attempted to snap The Russian's neck.
Result: 173 arms were broken and The Russian mentioned a kink in his neck is gone.
Comment: "I am sorry, I seem to have broke statue. Is that problem?"
Experiment 106
Anomaly involved:106
Test: 106 attempted to drag The Russian into the pocket dimension.
Result: The Russian popped out a few weeks later in Senior Researcher ███████'s office holding several objects thought lost in the pocket dimension.
Comment: "It was like trip to Gulag, very relaxing." When 106 came out of the wall, it retreated when it saw The Russian. "He no longer want to play? Pfft, Capitalist."
Experiment 999
Anomaly involved: 999
Test: 999 was guided to hug The Russian
Result: He left it be.
Comment: "Huh, I feel dead inside as usual."
Experiment 049
Anomaly involved: 049
Test: 049 was told to touch The Russian
Result: When touched, 049 imminently retreated.
Comment: 049 said, "I cannot cure perfection." The Russian "Small Birdman is funny, he good company."
Experiment 1974
Anomaly involved: 1974
Test: The Russian was told to sit in SCP-1974-1 and take a bath in SCP-1974-1
Result: The Russian was dragged out after he tried to pick SCP-1974-1 and dump SCP-1974-2 out. Two MTF teams were required to move him. While screaming "Where's drain? Where's drain?!"
Comment: "Capitalist pig."
Experiment 682
Anomaly involved: 682
Test: 682 breached containment. The Russian slapped him multiple times while "Bad Dog back to chamber."
Result: 682 retreated to went to his containment chamber.
Comment: "He stayed in corner, whimpering, like good dog.
Experiment 096
Anomaly involved: 096
Test: The Russian approached 096 and looked it dead in the eye and said. "Shut up"
Result: 096 is now more usual but quiet.
Comment: "It wouldn't stop crying."
Experiment 087
Anomaly involved: 087
Test: The Russian was told to reach the bottom of 087
Result: He back in less than 2 hours.
Comment: "Why did you send me there? I found vile of Sprite Cranberry."
Experiment 001
Anomaly involved: 001
Test: The Russian to find SCP-001
Result: He came after two weeks
Comment: "It was not that interesting."
Experiment 1048
Anomaly involved: 1048
Test: He approached 1048-A, 1048-A to scream
Result: The Russian to slapped it and told it to "Shut up" and attempted to try to take it out of the facility but was denied.
Comment: "I was going to give it to my daughter."
Experiment 2875
Anomaly involved: 2875
Test: The Russian was placed in ███████, Wisconsin and told to wait for the anomalous event.
Result: The Russian attempted wrestle all 110 fully grown adult Ursus arctos horribilis (mainland grizzly bear). He won.
He won. He returned riding on one.
Comment: "I keep as pet, I name him Boris."
Experiment 1471
Anomaly involved: 1471
Test: The Russian was told to use a smartphone with Mal-O installed.
Result: The Russian was confused because he did not know what smart phone is. He claimed to have "Short talk" with 1471-1 instance. Mal-O refused to be re-installed smartphone device.
Comment: "I still do not understand what this capitalist device is, what is it use it for?
Experiment 1424
Anomaly involved: 1424
Test: The Russian was introduced to 1424.
Result: The Russian spent 4 hours trying to give a 3-line rifle M1891 (Mosin–Nagant) to 1424.
Comment: "He must take rifle, it is good rifle."
Experiment 610
Anomaly involved: 610
Test: The Russian was told to enter the contaminated area.
Result: He returned a few hours later.
Comment: "Why did you send me to Gulag disposal site?"
Experiment 2295
Anomaly involved: 2295
Test: Patch work Bear immediately approached The Russian man. It gathered materials and created a bottle of vodika.
Result: The Russian dranked the whole and asked bear for more.
Comment: "Good quality."
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