The Slippery Soap (By: MunchyTwoGo)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 3m x 3m x 3m storage locker sitting on top of a table in a observatory/testing room at Site-19. SCP-XXXX's locker should be cleaned out every 2 days with water and salt, and observatory/testing room's air to be filtered through a thermal heater.

SCP-XXXX is not to be touched by the bare-hand unless under-testing. Lab aprons, latex gloves, and face masks are required when handling SCP-XXXX. Any safety gear or cloths that touches SCP-XXXX should be exterminated in the incinerator. Testing is to be done under Level 2 members.

Description: SCP-XXXX was found in an abandoned soap factory in the ███████████ Residential District, Enshi, China. When scheduled for demolition, all soap products had to be taking out before destroying the building. Construction workers entered a office room presumed to be the boss's office. A bar of soap (now known as SCP-XXXX) was in a glass box that was inside a cabinet labeled, "Unknown Soap." The construction workers delivered it to the demolition directory. The the directory, wanting nothing to do with it, gave SCP-XXXX to the police, who gave it to SCP.

SCP-XXXX is a bar of sea mud soap around 6.35cm wide, 10cm long, and 3cm thick. Its base color is dark grayish-blue, and has veins of dark blue running through it with no pattern.

After 90 seconds of SCP-XXXX being applied to any part of the skin, all of the subjects skin will become slippery such as soap can be. No surface will change the slipperiness of the skin. This affect will end after 10 minutes, or if water is applied to the same spot the SCP-XXXX was applied. If the subject is terminated while having the affect, the affect will go away. Terminated subjects can not get SCP-XXXX's affect. The affect can not be spread to other subjects. SCP-XXXX is reported to feel like nothing but a solid object.

After 90 seconds of SCP-XXXX being applied to the tongue, teeth, or any part of the mouth, the subject's entire mouth, throat, and intestines will become slippery as did to the skin. This will cause the subject to be unable to chew, choke, digest food, or speak. This will have the subject extremely constipated and need of immediate medical attention to extract the undigested food. SCP-XXXX is reported to taste like nothing.

Test Logs:
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