Way Too Slippery (By: MunchyTwoGo)

Image of SCP-4192, ██ years after containment. Characteristics of SCP-4292 have changed very little over the years.

Item #: SCP-4292 (not official numbers)

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4292 is to be stored in a 3m x 3m x 3m box locker at Site-36. When not in testing, SCP-4292 is to be stored in Storage Closet 78-A. Testing is to be done in Containment Cell 4292. SCP-4292's locker should be cleaned out every 2 days with water and salt.

SCP-4292 must not touch any part of the skin unless under testing. Lab aprons, latex gloves, and face masks are required when handling SCP-4292. Any safety gear or cloths that touches SCP-4292 should be exterminated through incineration. Testing is to be done under Level 2 authority.

Description: SCP-4292 is a bar of lemongrass soap around 6.35cm wide, 10cm long, and 3cm thick. Its base color is tan-ish gray and has bits of brown, black, and orange speckled throughout it with no pattern.

After 90 seconds of SCP-4292 being applied to any part of the skin, the subject's skin will become slippery such as soap can be. This will disable them from tasks involving touch and control of motion. There is no visual or physiological signs of having the effect, even to the subject.
No surface will change the slipperiness of the skin. This effect will end after 10 minutes. SCP-4292 is reported to feel like nothing but a solid object.

After 90 seconds of SCP-4292 being applied to the tongue, teeth, or any part of the digestive system, the subject's entire mouth, throat, and intestines will become slippery as the skin did.
This will cause the subject to be unable to chew, choke, digest food, or speak. The subject will extremely constipated and need for immediate medical attention to extract the undigested food. SCP-4292 is reported to taste like nothing.

Addendum: SCP-4292 can only affect living organisms. Any non-living or dead organisms cannot get SCP-4292's effect. The effect cannot be spread to other subjects. If the subject is terminated while having the effect, the effect will go away

Addendum 2: SCP-4292 was found in an abandoned soap factory in the ███████████ Residential District, Enshi, China. When scheduled for demolition, all products had to be taking out before the building was destroyed. Construction workers entered an office room presumed to be the boss's office. A bar of soap (now known as SCP-4292) was on the boss's desk in a unlabeled glass box.
The construction workers delivered it to the demolition director. The director, wanting nothing to do with it, gave SCP-4292 to a local museum. Until Incident 4292 occurred, foundation agents retrieved SCP-4292 on ██/10/19██.