the SQUIP

Several instances of SCP- 4367 found in the desk of a student attending high school

Item #: SCP-4367
Object Class: Safe-change of class to Thaumiel is currently being reviewed

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-4367 discovered by the Foundation are to be kept inside a locked container away from any sources of extreme heat and it is very important that it is kept away from water of any kind. They are to be stored with no less than 3 bottles of standard Mountain Dew brand soda and no less than 5 bottles of Mountain Dew™ Red brand flavored soda. If the red variant of the soft drink is unavailable then SCP-4367 may be kept temporarily kept with Code Red flavor Mountain Dew™.
SCP-4367 is only to be accessed by personnel with level 3 security clearance unless directed otherwise by a researcher to prevent misuse.

Description: SCP-4367 is a small grey tablet that, when ingested, will implant a "Quantum computer" into the users blood steam and will then later embed itself into the brain.

Upon drinking Mountain Dew™ the computer will activate and trigger the users pain receptors and several other bodily functions as it "Calibrates", during this time the subject will hear a "voice" speaking to them inside of their brain and explaining to them what it is doing. It then executes a complex "access procedure" in which it will download the subjects neural memories and muscle memory. The voice then says to the subject, "[the subjects name], Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor… your Squip".

After this subjects are considered as SCP-4367-A. While talking to a user the S.Q.U.I.P appears to them as the person that they most admire, and it's appearance can change with the situation. The S.Q.U.I.P's prime directive appears to be to make the users life better and to help them achieve their goals. But the computer doesn't show any form of restraint and will go to any length to achieve this. It has been noted that many SCP-4367-As claim that the Squip has shown emotions in performing actions such as smiling without being requested to, It is unknown if this means that SCP-4367 is a form of A.I or if it does this to manipulate the user more efficiently.

All Foundation efforts to identify where SCP-4367 is manufactured have only led to the conclusion that it is made by a company in Japan, but no more details were able to be found. The only method of shutting off the computer is by drinking the discontinued version of Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Red. Although the flavor "Code Red" causes the computer to enter sleep mode temporarily, before restarting in 3-5 days. It should also be noted that if the user consumes a certain amount of alchohol then the computer has difficulty operating properly.

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It has been discovered through testing that the SCP can take control of any and all of SCP-4637-As bodily functions if deemed necessary, and will do so if SCP-4637-A is in danger, this allows it to attempt to keep the user alive by choosing the best course of action to take in a fraction of the time it would normally take a subject. This greatly improves abilities and threat level of the subject. This property has been used by subjects to escape and sometimes even damage SCPs that would have easily have dispatched a normal human. This has warranted a potential change in Object Class from Safe to Thaumiel

Tests run on SCP-4637 up until this point:

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