The Suitfather

SCP - Draft 2

Image of SCP-??? taken before containment.

Item #: SCP-???

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-??? is to be contained in a cell without any windows or cavities. The cell door, which must also not contain any sort of opening, must remain closed whenever it is not in use. When interacting with SCP-???, one must take care not to make sudden movements, loud noises, or otherwise attempt to provoke SCP-???. Once a week, SCP-??? must be provided five pounds of food.

Description: SCP-??? is an amorphous mass of a black non-Newtonian fluid, with two luminescent white orbs that rest within it. These orbs can resemble eyes for SCP-??? depending on their position within its substance, but their actual function are unknown as SCP-??? can be fully aware of its whole surroundings at any given point.

Being a fluid, SCP-??? has the ability to travel through cracks and holes in solids. However, it does not seem capable of traveling through any hole smaller than that present in a standard fishing net.

SCP-??? has demonstrated the ability to form itself into fairly complex shapes. SCP-??? may produce independent masses from the black substance that composes its own body, classified as SCP-???-1. Instances of SCP-???-1 vary in size and act independently from SCP-???, but they do share some sort of non-physical link with one another. Instances of SCP-???-1 have never been observed to contain one or both of the luminescent orbs present on SCP-???.

SCP-??? is normally docile, but can become fairly aggressive when provoked. When angered, it or any instance of SCP-???-1 may attempt to latch onto the provoker. If it does so, it will then begin consuming the area of the provoker it is in contact with.

Testing Logs:

SCP - Draft 1

Image of SCP-??? taken before containment.

Item #: SCP-???

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-??? is to be contained in a cell without any windows or cavities. The cell door, which must also not contain any sort of opening, must remain closed whenever it is not in use. When interacting with SCP-???, one must take care not to make sudden movements, loud noises, or otherwise attempt to provoke SCP-???. Once a week, SCP-??? must be provided five pounds of food.

Description: SCP-??? is an amorphous mass of a black non-Newtonian fluid, with two luminescent white orbs that rest within it. These orbs can resemble eyes for SCP-??? depending on their position within its substance, but their actual function are unknown as SCP-??? can be fully aware of its whole surroundings at any given point.

SCP-??? has demonstrated the ability to form itself into fairly complex shapes such as a vaguely humanoid figure. SCP-??? may produce independent masses from the black substance that composes its own body, classified as SCP-???-1. Instances of SCP-???-1 vary in size and act independently from SCP-???, but they do share some sort of non-physical link with one another. Instances of SCP-???-1 have never been observed to contain one or both of the luminescent orbs present on SCP-???.

SCP-??? is normally docile, but can become fairly aggressive when provoked. When angered, it or any instance of SCP-???-1 may attempt to latch onto the provoker. If it does so, it will then begin consuming the area of the provoker it is in contact with.

Experiment Logs: (TBW)

Experiment Log ???-A
Procedure:	SCP-??? was presented by personnel with a copy of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. The personnel then left SCP-??? alone with the book, to be monitored by surveillance cameras.
Result:	After staring at the book for six seconds, SCP-??? opened it. After staring at a page for approximately a minute, SCP-??? created instances of SCP-???-1 which formed themselves into the shapes of the letters on the page. After repeating this process for several pages, all instances of SCP-???-1 returned to SCP-???, who proceeded to engulf the book in its mass.
Notes:	Several days after the experiment was conducted, SCP-??? was observed to once again have the book in its chamber, repeating its behavior from the experiment. It seems that SCP-??? had simply stored the book within its mass. Further testing may be required. The copy of The Cat in the Hat is to be retrieved for analysis.

Experiment Log ???-Z1
Procedure:	On the day in which it was to be fed, SCP-??? was placed in front of a door with a simple doorknob. On the other side of the door was a five-pound serving of food. SCP-??? was allowed to observe the food for three seconds, before the door was shut by personnel in a manner fully allowing SCP-??? to observe the turning of the doorknob.
Result:	(TBW)

Experiment Log ???-Z2
Procedure:	(TBW: SCP-??? is requested to transform into various common objects)
Result:	(TBW)

(TBW: What happens if you drop an item into it? What about an organic item? Why not make a d-class put their hand in it or eat the goop?
What happens if you shoot it? Is it flammable? What happens to water when you dump some on it?
Hydraulic press experiments might be cool as well; what happens when you drop it in water?)

Text Test

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