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one of the many areas of scp-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: constant surveillance by security cameras and guards.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a strip mall in Ireland that seemingly has had no update in decoration, style, and technology since the mid 1990's, it is said by many class D's who enter the mall that it smells like "a mixture of bleach, mud, puke, greasy food, perfume, bowling alley shoes, department stores, and blood". When a person enters the mall they instantly gain the feeling of existential dread, as if by nothing. The stores in the mall seemingly do not exist in our universe and the trash cans have strange items in them along with generic items. It is advised to not eat any of the food, as it will poison you if consumed, we have no answer as to why its poisonous or how it poisons those who eat it. The speakers that play music seem to work perfectly fine, but plays nothing but static once turned on, occasionally an announcement is heard, this announcer is seemingly male and French Canadian.
Update 2021: As of may 10th, we've discovered that the announcer is a sentient being, as a camera turned to face one of the D-class' and called out her name when looking through the arcade window and asked if she wanted quarters for the arcade, we do not know if it's friendly or not, further tests will be made.
Addendum: testing of the food and the store items will start tomorrow 11:00, we do not know what they are made of or what they do.
Announcer: Come on down to Game Beatz to get the coolest deals on Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation!
Announcer: Get the new deals on washing, decor, carpentry, bathroom, kitchen, and bedroom equipment at Casa De Wares today
Announcer: Yo yo yo, it's big ice's new album, now selling at Recordhead vinyls, tapes, and CD's.
Announcer: Toys, the thing that give children joy, come on down to toys and lots today
Announcer: And the food court is now open! come on down for a nice chocolate covered pretzel or something.
Announcer: We are closing in 5 minutes, make sure to finish up your shopping and leave the building.
Announcer: Get a nice hot chocolate today at Karen's Koffee.
Announcer: Mortal Kombat 3 is now in Bigsley's arcade, play it today!
