The Wooden Figure

Item: SCP-XXXX

The Wooden Figure TM

Object Class: Euclid

By Grant Syron

Description: SCP-XXXX is a wooden statue with bendable ligaments. It’s approximately eight inches in height and has no physical properties that make SCP-XXXX look different. SCP-XXXX is able to teleport at will and has had many visits with SCP-507. SCP-XXXX is able to speak fluent English and Spanish and has shown cooperation with the foundation. Studies and interviews with SCP-XXXX show that if the subject teleports out of the facility or any structure that it’s in, the teleport is uncontrollable, During the uncontrollable teleports SCP-XXXX has shown severe pain.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed free roam around Site 12 between the hours of 7:30 AM to 8:16 PM, after this time SCP-XXXX is required in it’s cell that is a 5x5 airtight steel cube. SCP-XXXX is not able to harm any living organisms, plants are not included, SCP-XXXX will attempt to constantly frighten staff. Any human frightened will begin laughing for around thirty seconds while still having focus on whatever job is being done, this has proved not to be an issue and is harmless to any subjects that are frightened by SCP-XXXX.

In event of SCP-XXXX leaving the facility, an MTF squad is dispatched to recover SCP-XXXX, this will not affect free roam of SCP-XXXX. When SCP-XXXX is recovered by MTF it is to be walked or drove back to the facility, Due to incident SCP-XXXX-H.

Incident SCP-XXXX-A: MTF-1: Target has been recovered

(DATA REDACTED): What is that noise?

SCP-XXXX begins to teleport taking the whole MTF squad, The helicopter, The pilots and Dr (DATA REDACTED) with it. All subjects were not seen again except for SCP-XXXX who reappeared in it’s cell. Questioning of SCP-XXXX continued, mainly of how to retrieve the people lost in the teleport. SCP-XXXX always replied that it’s physically impossible. [END LOG SCP-XXXX-A

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